1 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,640 [男聲]走開… 2 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:28,840 [男聲]讓開 3 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,200 [男聲]讓開 [狗的嗚嗚聲] 4 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:32,960 [男聲]讓開 5 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:34,360 -賓少爺 -賓少爺 6 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:35,840 牽阿才出來多麼威風呀！ 7 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,480 當然啦！從花旗國帶回來的 8 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,200 [輕快的音樂持續] 9 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,840 [男聲]讓開… 10 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,800 [狗發出的嗚嗚聲] 11 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:48,280 哇! 12 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,240 [狗狗威脅別人發出的嗚嗚聲] 13 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:51,960 [得意的笑] 14 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:57,760 [小販][痛叫聲] 15 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,920 [圍觀者不滿的議論聲] 16 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,160 [狗狗痛苦的吠叫聲] 17 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:07,640 [眾人][驚叫] 18 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:08,600 阿才… 19 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:09,680 怎麼辦賓少爺？ 20 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:12,200 -還不給我去追 -是… 21 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,640 [寶少爺]怎麼樣？ 22 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,080 [寶少爺]沒事吧！ 23 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,120 我沒事 24 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,920 我可有事 [姦笑] 25 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:19,960 什麼事？賓少爺 26 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,560 你打跑了我的狗 27 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:24,000 -大不了我賠你就是 -賠？ 28 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,000 賓少爺 狗跑了 29 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,360 是呀 跑了 30 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:28,720 [男聲]讓開… 31 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,880 別說我水師提督的兒子欺負你 32 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:32,280 胡知縣 請你過來一下 33 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,320 什麼事？賓少爺 34 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,960 那 我請胡知縣主持公道 35 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,040 叫你賠心服口服 36 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,320 我服了 這樣吧！你跟我回家 37 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:41,800 我們家有十多隻狗 38 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,600 -你挑一隻你喜歡的好了 -什麼？ 39 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,240 阿才是我爹從花旗國 花了一百兩銀子買回來的 40 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,240 全省城只有一隻 我養了兩年了 41 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,320 身價一百兩 養了兩年 42 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:53,360 二百兩 43 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,480 -[胡知縣]這樣最少要賠…二百兩 -[眾人][嘩然] 44 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,360 二百兩？就算我一家人 45 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,240 花十年花不完 46 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:02,640 胡知縣 阿才每餐都是吃牛肉的 47 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:05,480 -這樣最少要賠三百兩 -啊？ 48 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,560 -[胡知縣]三百兩… -[宋世傑]不行 49 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,240 [活潑的音樂] 50 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,480 [宋世傑]太少了…請大家想一想 51 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,800 從花旗國拉那麼一隻狗回來 52 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,680 並不是那麼簡單的 53 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,320 這筆帳算起來可就大了 54 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,840 起碼要賠五百兩 55 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,520 宋狀師高見 五百兩 56 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:22,920 阿福 57 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,280 [寶少爺][尖叫] 58 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,800 [寶少爺]鬆口 59 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,400 [阿福]哎呦哎呦 60 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,280 阿福… 61 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,480 [宋世傑]你的屁股狀況怎麼樣？ 62 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,480 又痛又流血有牙齒印 63 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,520 -你打跑我的阿福 -他咬我屁股 64 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,840 你的阿才咬人就要別人賠你五百兩 65 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,120 現在我阿福咬你屁股… 66 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,360 阿才是條狗 67 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,680 跑跑一隻狗要賠五百兩 68 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:50,960 跑跑一個人起碼要賠一千兩 69 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,320 阿才是從花旗國買回來的狗王 70 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,400 我阿福是從法國買回來雜碎王 71 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:55,640 全省城也只有一隻 72 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,640 我養了他二十年 73 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,280 要你賠一千兩是非常公道的 74 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,480 大人 你意下如何？ 75 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,840 照你這麼說 你對 76 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 你… 77 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,960 大人英明 78 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,200 [眾人][驚叫] 79 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,880 [寶少爺]哦哈哈 80 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,240 法國的雜碎王 81 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,600 你阿福回來了你怎麼說？ 82 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:11,680 意料中事 83 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,120 不然怎麼要你賠一千兩 84 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,040 如果他以後都不回來 你賠一萬兩怕都不夠 85 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,200 [宋世傑]他真笨 86 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:18,440 你行 87 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:20,480 你誣賴我 88 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,120 [眾人][哄笑] 89 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,080 [氣氛不安的音樂] 90 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:28,760 [婦人][驚叫] 91 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,360 [重擊聲] 92 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,800 [節奏感的歡快的音樂] 93 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:39,960 [眾人]嘩… 94 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,120 嘩個屁呀！ 95 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:42,840 [重擊聲] 96 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:43,920 [寶少爺][驚恐的哭喊] 97 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,600 [花盆打碎聲] 98 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,240 你想殺人呀！太離譜了 99 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,280 有好戲看了 100 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,520 我來幫你介紹 這位是賓少爺 101 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,120 -賓少爺 有禮了 -我內人 102 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:00,560 嫂嫂 103 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:01,840 賓少爺真有禮貌 104 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,640 是呀 我內人雖然救你一命 105 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:04,800 但是你毋須言謝了 106 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,040 不用客氣了 107 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,400 我們要去掃墓了 108 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,800 好…大人 知道該怎麼辦了吧？ 109 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:12,000 -[胡知縣]知道 -[宋世傑]請… 110 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:15,560 罰你賠他一千兩 111 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,000 [宋世傑]對了 賓少爺 112 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,040 假如你家的阿才像我家阿福一樣 113 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,480 自己跑回來 114 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,400 你記得還給他一些 115 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,000 [小販]好… 116 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,600 [活潑歡快的音樂] 117 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,640 [宋夫人]小傑乖 給哥哥叩頭 [靜謐安適的音樂] 118 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,200 [宋世傑]唉！算起來 119 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,360 [宋世傑] 我們都已經死了十二個孩子 120 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,880 [宋夫人]請你不要再說了 121 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,480 你提起我就忍不住了 122 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,160 這全都得怪你 什麼事情不好做 123 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,560 偏偏要做什麼狀棍 124 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,240 為了錢就幫人家告狀 125 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,720 你這太損陰德了 126 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,520 你以為你自己不知道 127 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:02,800 每次告完狀回來 128 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,280 自己就哭得死去活來 129 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,240 受人錢財 替人消災 130 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,440 天公道 我什麼時候哭過 131 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:09,800 -你沒有 -沒有 132 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,480 封筆啦！老公 133 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:18,920 封了筆 哪來這麼多金手鐲子 134 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,440 金鍊子、玉戒指、寶石、耳環 135 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:23,720 你看看 重得連手都提不起來 136 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:24,640 真是 137 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,440 這有什麼稀奇的 大不了 我就…不要… 138 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,520 我不要…一個 139 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,280 我只要我的兒子平平安安的 140 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:33,920 [男嬰][笑聲] 141 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,880 [悠揚的音樂] 142 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,040 -[宋世傑]人在江湖 身不由己 -[奶媽、阿福][絮絮叨叨拌嘴] 143 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,880 [宋世傑]封筆談何容易 144 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,040 [宋夫人]學做生意吧！老公 145 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,080 街頭的張三 去年年尾發財 146 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:49,200 [宋世傑]但是街尾的李四 今年年頭上吊死了 147 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,720 [宋世傑]你們兩個在吵什麼？ 148 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,880 [阿福]小心我揍你呀！ 149 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,320 [奶媽][笑聲] 150 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,800 [奶媽]睡覺覺了… 151 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,760 大少爺 裡面有位老爺 等你好久了 152 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,480 -[宋世傑]請問你是… -我是大泡泡和 153 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:01,440 哦 對 154 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:02,720 瞧你的記性 155 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,000 [宋世傑]廢話 這麼多傭人 我哪記得這麼多名字 156 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,360 [宋夫人][尖叫] [令人警戒的音效] 157 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,240 好粗的一條 158 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,720 [男聲]我家的老爺是陳祥富 159 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,880 全省城最大的祥富銀號就是他的 160 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,960 他現在來是想請你寫一張狀紙 161 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,600 這是訂金 162 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,720 如果你搞得妥妥噹當 163 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,320 讓我老爺高興的話 164 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,560 就算拿根棍子打斷自己的腿 都不愁吃的 165 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,960 -[宋世傑]阿福 -[阿福]是 166 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:35,880 [宋世傑][無聲的吩咐] 167 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,080 嗯 168 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,320 餵 你到底答應？ 169 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:44,840 你拿棍指著我幹嘛？ 170 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,400 蠻好的 木頭對木頭 171 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,080 沒人敢對我這麼說話的 172 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:50,640 當然啦！ 173 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,840 怎麼會有人對根木頭講話 174 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:53,760 你… 175 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:54,720 來 176 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,640 宋先生 果然與眾不同 177 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,680 不愧是全省市第一狀師 178 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,520 -有病嗎？ -我沒病 179 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,760 閣下找我宋某人有何指教？ 180 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:06,840 是這樣的 181 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,880 我兒子從小習武功夫一流 182 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,560 他昨天跟人打架 183 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,320 對方是開煙館張彪的兒子 184 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,280 他孱弱不堪 隨便揍他兩下子 185 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,480 他就倒在地上 186 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,960 熬到今天早上 他就死了 187 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,960 我知道張彪一定會去報官的 188 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,680 所以想請宋先生 動動腦筋擺平他 189 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,000 哼 我老公打算封筆了 190 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,160 -[宋夫人][撒嬌] -[宋世傑]嗯 191 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,600 -[陳祥富]這裡是… -不用說了 192 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,559 沒什麼 看一看 193 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,000 封…筆…的事 194 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,159 -我想可以再考慮一下 -老公 送客 195 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:47,760 [宋世傑]區區的一箱黃金 這… 196 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,200 不好意思 請… 197 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,400 -[奶媽]哇！ -打贏了就全都是你的 198 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,440 不行 199 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,760 [鬆口氣] 200 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,440 -輸了我也要一半 -[宋夫人]啊？ 201 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:24,920 [胡知縣]到底是誰家的兒子 202 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,800 被誰家的兒子打死了？ 203 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:30,040 [張彪]是我家的兒子 被他家的兒子打死了 204 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,120 [陳氏父子]靠 205 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,240 你就是原告 206 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,560 大人 其實我們才是原告 207 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,800 我們的狀紙在天還沒亮 就已經送來了 208 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,760 那時候他的兒子還沒斷氣 209 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:42,920 那你們想告他什麼？ 210 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,280 告這位張彪的兒子張小四 211 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,880 把陳祥富的兒子陳大文 212 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:51,000 左手小指的指甲打斷 213 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,520 哇 傷得很重呀！ 214 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,600 可是我兒子死了 215 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,080 對呀！他兒子死了 216 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,280 大人 217 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:00,880 -人都會死的 -說的也是呀！ 218 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:05,080 我的兒子真的是被他 打成重傷而死的 219 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,600 你怎麼不說你兒子沒用呢？ 220 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,480 我隨便飛身過去打他兩拳 221 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:10,120 隨便飛身過去打了他幾拳？ 222 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,200 打了兩拳 223 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,120 我隨便就飛身過去打… 224 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,520 有沒有這麼用力？ 225 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,200 有… 226 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:19,240 [宋世傑][發力的呼喝聲] 227 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,440 [陳大文]哎呦哎呦 228 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,240 餵 你 229 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:25,840 應該是這種勁道了 230 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,840 -餵…宋狀師… -不要問 你還理解不了 231 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:28,800 請問一下 232 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,240 -你兒子何時被揍的？ -昨天下午 233 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,000 -何時斷氣？ -今天下午 234 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,440 關他屁事 235 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,520 ]剛剛我何止揍他兩拳 236 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,000 如果他在十年八年後 他死了 237 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,720 請問大人你可不可以告我謀殺？ 238 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,200 不行 這可不行呀！ 239 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,600 大人英明 萬歲 240 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:49,920 [笑聲] 241 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,480 我兒子本來好好的 242 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,280 如果不是他 我兒子不會死 243 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:57,280 宋狀師 我求求你幫忙 244 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,800 你兒子死 是因為他短命 245 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,680 我兒子他不像短命的 246 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,240 他不像短命的 247 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,720 那請問一下我命有多長呢？ 248 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,120 我…我不會看 249 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,400 既然你不會看 250 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,320 你憑什麼說你兒子不是短命相 251 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:10,360 [張彪][痛哭] 252 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,000 大人 閒話少說 有結果了嗎？ 253 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,080 有 254 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,760 能不能給本官一點小小的提示？ 255 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,080 沒問題 256 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,520 原告陳大文被打傷 257 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,920 但被告突然歸西 死因不明 258 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,600 原本應該賠償五十兩醫藥費 259 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,160 我們不追究了 260 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,760 大方 261 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,320 大人 有結果了吧！ 262 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,200 -有 -快點判！ 263 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:35,280 [胡知縣]好 張彪縱子張小四行兇 264 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,800 姑念初犯 不予追究 265 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,720 叫你的兒子以後就不要再犯了 266 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,360 這樣對嗎？ 267 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,640 我想他兒子以後不會再犯了 268 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,440 [吸氣] 269 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,960 [開心的哼戲] 270 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,640 小傑 老婆 271 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,480 [開心的哼戲] 272 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,680 老婆 快點帶兒子出來玩木馬 273 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,600 新買的 274 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:04,440 [二人][痛哭] 275 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:10,160 少爺騎車騎到井裡去了 276 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,640 [宋夫人][抽泣] 277 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:22,000 這孩子就是過不了一歲 278 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:31,600 報應！真的是報應 279 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,040 [老師]封筆儀式開始 280 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,960 [圍觀者][議論紛紛] 281 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:49,080 老師 今天真的是好日子嗎？ 282 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,360 今年今日是最好的一天了 283 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,760 看看黃曆 284 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,440 黃曆說今天不宜吉事的 285 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,680 [宋夫人]除了未時 286 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,080 未時剛好正對你的八字 287 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,280 不能夠再好了 288 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,640 凡事不能做得太絕 289 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,040 快點啦！時辰一過可就麻煩了 290 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:19,600 -[宋世傑]哎呀！ -[老師]啊？ 291 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,760 -[老師]你怎麼啦… -[宋世傑]抽筋 快點送我回家 292 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:22,880 [老師]沒事吧？ 293 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,520 -[宋世傑]快點 -[宋夫人]哼 294 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:26,800 [宋世傑][痛叫聲] 295 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,280 怎麼樣？老公 296 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,440 放… 297 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,120 -好一點沒有？ -好一點 298 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,360 -我看一看 -不要 299 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,680 真是奇蹟 突然之間全好了 300 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,240 -好了 過去吧！ -是的 好 301 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,760 -來 -來 302 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,000 -你先 -你先 303 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,480 你先起筷 304 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,040 好 起筷 我先起筷 305 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:45,960 ]哼！ 306 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:49,880 阿福 307 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,600 別誤了時辰 快去 308 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:00,720 [阿福][刻意的嗯哼] 309 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,720 -[宋世傑]嗯？ -[阿福]嗯 310 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:05,960 上呀！ 311 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,280 [宋世傑][乾咳] 312 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,440 [宋世傑]嗯？ 313 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,240 還沒到 一直上 314 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:20,840 [冷笑] 315 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,720 我帶了個小東西來幫你囉！ 316 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,760 [令人緊張的音效] 317 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:29,680 [蛙鳴聲] 318 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,680 [宋世傑][尖叫] 319 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,200 青蛙有什麼好怕呢？ 320 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,280 [宋世傑]嗯？ 321 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,040 [宋世傑][驚叫] 322 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,520 [圍觀者][七嘴八舌的議論] 323 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,360 走開 讓我來 324 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,880 -這樣可以了吧！ -你這個呆子 325 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,920 你怎麼跟我鋸最高那一節？ 326 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,280 這樣才逼真嘛！ 327 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,280 哎呀！梯子斷了 這該怎麼辦呢？ 328 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,160 -怎麼辦？再買一艘新梯子 -再買一條？ 329 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,960 什麼？訂起這麼高的梯子 要九天才做得好 330 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,400 既然這樣 我想過兩天再說吧！ 331 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,120 -是吧！ -不然想怎麼樣？ 332 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,440 走 回家買菜煮飯 333 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:07,680 哼 334 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,240 你是不是還想年頭生兒子年尾死？ 335 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,520 不是 我想遲一點再說嘛！ 336 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,840 遲你娘的頭 337 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:13,600 [活潑的節奏感音樂] 338 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,160 [宋夫人][發聲] 339 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,880 [眾人][驚嘆聲] 340 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,560 [宋夫人]來 341 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,560 時間剛好 342 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,760 太好了 343 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,520 [眾人][驚嘆聲] 344 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,360 走了 345 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,480 -唉 回來 -又有什麼事？ 346 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,400 別急 事情還沒完了 為了證明你的意志堅定 347 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,560 我要你發個毒誓 348 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:42,280 他日若有違背 今日封筆之誓的話呢？ 349 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,440 那我現在肚子裡的孩子 將來就沒有小雞雞 350 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,920 你又有小孩 是真的假的 [眾人][驚奇的議論] 351 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,840 你少碰我 快說 352 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,000 哪有做母親的詛咒自己的兒子 沒有小雞雞的 353 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,840 你們說說看 要不要發那麼毒的誓？ 354 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,000 -不需要 -要 當然… 355 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,240 -嗯 -嗯 356 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,320 我怕你了 他日我要再執筆的話 357 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:02,800 就罰你沒有小雞雞 358 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:03,800 是孩子 359 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,520 是孩子沒有小雞雞 行吧！ 360 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,320 早說嘛！ 361 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,120 怎么才碰你一下 就又有小宝宝 你真有一套 362 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:26,600 [宋氏夫婦]謝謝… 363 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,480 [宋世傑] 我要告这位张彪的儿子张小四 364 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,560 把陳祥富的兒子陳大文 365 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,920 左手小指的指甲打斷 366 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,360 是呀！傷病厲害 [装作胡知县的口气] 367 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,640 大人 我的儿子死了 [裝作張彪的口氣] 368 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,680 他的兒子死了 [装作胡知县的口气] 369 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,359 喂 人都会死的 大人 370 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:13,040 [嘆氣] 371 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,680 还想着告官 死性不改 372 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,880 餵 373 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:25,839 我真搞不懂你们女人 374 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,400 常在头上插着一条条的 什麼意思？ 375 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,720 那是髮髻 376 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,160 像两条海参 你说多肤浅 377 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,960 不知道多好看 378 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,320 不要嫌我嚕唆 頭上插了兩根香腸 還說好看 379 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,800 這樣子好不好？ 380 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,160 難看死了 381 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,160 說的也是 382 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,160 我看…不…如… 這樣吧！ 383 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,640 啊？ 384 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,600 這像什麼？ 385 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,560 不行嗎？改… 386 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,400 別動啊 387 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,080 你在後面搞什麼？ 388 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,720 [宋世杰]这样子满不满意？ 389 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:57,920 在哪裡？ 390 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,920 在這裡 391 00:17:59,000 --> 00:17:59,920 哇 392 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,560 你這個死人骨頭 393 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,400 你再這麼弄我還是比你高 394 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,840 喂 你念过书没有？ 395 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,240 -兩天 -你会不会讲话婉转一点？ 396 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,440 -那你失威了 -我…你 397 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,000 大男人老愛管女人的事情 你閒著沒事幹！ 398 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,880 [鳥鳴聲] 399 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,880 你看我閒不閒？ 400 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,280 是挺無聊的 401 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,720 就是嘛！我都幾十歲的人了 整天無所事事 402 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,840 讓人看見會笑話的 403 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,680 就连笔也给封了 真是可怜了 404 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,680 現在你已經是老闆了 405 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,000 隨便到處走走不就好了嗎？ 406 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,600 走了好一陣子了 407 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,840 -[宋夫人]那就站著 -站？ 408 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,640 [水沸的咕嘟聲] 409 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,720 別在那裡晃來晃去假裝忙碌 410 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,320 我知道你很無聊 411 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,760 幫我把文房四寶拿出來 412 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,880 阿福 寫字呀！ 413 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,240 走開 414 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,960 嘩！這樣子叫寫字呀！ 415 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,120 我寫給你看 416 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,680 生兒子沒有小雞雞 417 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,040 [阿福][怒喊] 418 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,440 阿水 419 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,760 [宋世傑]拖把借一下 420 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,200 [宋世傑]提桶水過來 421 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:44,880 放這兒 422 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,880 正在寫字的那個是宋世傑 423 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,400 你們三個人 每個人幫我打斷他一條肋骨 424 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,640 你放心好了 425 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,480 看到沒有？ 426 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,960 好看有個屁用 又不能掛起來 427 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,400 我還不是要重寫 428 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,920 我是給你一個機會學習 429 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,480 我再示範一次給你看 430 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,760 你幹嘛弄濕我的頭 431 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,360 你幹嘛弄破我的衣服 432 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,720 我什麼時候弄破你的衣服？ 433 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,040 睜著眼睛說瞎話 還說沒有 一人一次算了 434 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,120 怎麼辦？ 435 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,560 照打不誤 436 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,640 [布料撕破的聲音] 437 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,000 [布料撕破的聲音] 438 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,440 [宋世傑]餵… 439 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,040 看到我這麼開心呀！ 440 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,080 [宋世傑]哎呦！ 441 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,240 [阿福][嚎哭] 442 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,240 阿福 怎麼了？ 443 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,880 大少爺被打 444 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,000 救命呀！ 445 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,240 [打鬥聲] 446 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,720 老公 沒事吧！ 447 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,160 放手…多難看呀！ 448 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,360 [笑聲] 449 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,720 -[宋世傑]打死你… -靠 450 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,640 你能把我怎樣 451 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:25,800 還來啊 452 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,040 [宋世傑]哎呀！ 453 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,200 [連續的重擊聲] 454 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,320 [痛呼聲] 455 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,560 [宋世傑]啊！哎呀！ 456 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:32,920 [重擊聲] 457 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,680 [痛呼聲] 458 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,120 [宋世傑][尖叫] 459 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,000 [重擊聲] 460 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:42,960 [痛呼聲] 461 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,800 [宋世傑][驚叫] 462 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,720 [宋世傑]救命啊 463 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,480 [宋世傑][驚叫] 464 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,600 [宋世傑][驚呼] 465 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,280 哎呀 被女人抱 真丟人 466 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,440 要不然肯定就摔死了 467 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,920 小子 你姊姊真了不起 468 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,080 -大少爺 先穿上衣服 -哦 469 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,400 幸好人不多 470 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,520 [哄笑聲] 471 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,000 [宋夫人][無聲的安慰] 472 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,520 [鞋店老闆]宋老闆 這塊料子是又硬又通風 473 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,760 真的是很不錯的 474 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,600 相信我好了 475 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,680 好… 476 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,360 那麼照以前一樣 多做一雙囉 477 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,480 非常好 478 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,640 唉…不過鞋底是硬了點 479 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:38,840 加一塊墊子吧！ 480 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:39,960 [鞋店老闆]多加塊墊子？ 481 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,440 你看看這塊怎麼樣？ 482 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,800 加上去也不錯的 483 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:45,960 非常好… 484 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,400 -那就照這樣做吧！ -好 485 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:51,120 唉…不過這種墊子走多了 恐怕會扁 486 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,360 用木頭你看好不好？ 487 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,160 用木頭？那好硬 488 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,400 沒關係 489 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,840 -好重啊 -放心 490 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,920 可以在上面多加兩塊布墊子 491 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,280 木頭上面多加兩塊布墊子 492 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,520 我想想看 行 有辦法了 493 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,360 如果我們在鞋底多加兩層厚皮 494 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,400 那就更耐用了 吧！ 495 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,960 這個吧！ 496 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,920 穿上去 起碼高五、六英寸 497 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,480 對… 498 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,000 只是對 那倒不如這個吧！ [笑聲] 499 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,520 我…我喜歡 500 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,320 我們大家開心是吧！ 501 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,000 那就多加一塊 是吧！ 502 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,920 既然這樣 那倒不如這樣 503 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:29,960 請讓讓 504 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,040 嘩！你搞什麼鬼呀？ 505 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,680 怕了吧！ 506 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,440 你現在知道沒別人高的痛苦了吧！ 507 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:54,840 哦 508 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,120 老公 男人長得高有什麼用？ 509 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,560 最要緊是志氣要高嘛！ 510 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,120 你知不知道呀？ 511 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,520 你在我心目中是最高的 512 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,400 老婆 513 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:12,960 我… 514 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,680 你說呀！ 515 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,320 你在我心目中…是最大的 516 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,640 [奶媽]對不起 請讓讓 517 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,800 來 兩位請喝茶 518 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,160 謝謝 519 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,360 [奶媽]沒錯的 少奶奶 520 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,360 阿福他常對我毛手毛腳的 521 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,160 -我不會騙你的 -[宋夫人]你真是三八 522 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:50,200 是真的 523 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,520 [楊銘]好舒服 524 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,960 這個死傢伙 拿我的茶來洗腳 525 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,080 不是呀！少奶奶 526 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,080 他還真聰明 茶可以去腳臭 527 00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,240 住口 528 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,520 哼 529 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,480 [宋夫人畫外音]這麼漂亮的女人 530 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,960 怎麼會跟上這種男人 531 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,640 你老公死得不明不白 532 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,840 你這樣逃出來 533 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,480 我怕你大伯會拿這個當把柄 534 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,240 -謀殺親夫 最毒婦人心 -噓 535 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,040 但是我老公是被我大伯毒死的 536 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,800 手足相殘呀！ 537 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,040 你大伯母的哥哥是山西布政司 538 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,840 -是呀！ -她會不會告你一狀？ 539 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,000 敢？她才不會呢 540 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:24,920 她自己作賊心虛 541 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,080 才不敢耍什麼花樣 542 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,680 -是呀 -她說的還蠻有道理的 543 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,160 那 依我看來 你挺著個大肚子 置身在外 544 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,200 當心被人騙了 那才是真的 545 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,840 我的肚子不會再大！ 546 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,040 我說你了嗎？ 547 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:37,960 [楊銘]我是她二哥 548 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,040 二哥 我給你做生意的錢呢？ 549 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,520 我拿去賭了… 550 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,760 全都輸光了 551 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,280 餵 你夠了沒有？ 552 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,880 那我以後怎麼辦？ 553 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,880 別急… 554 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,920 前面來的那個是我本家兄弟 555 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,480 我去找他借點錢應急 556 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:57,840 他一定會答應的 557 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,240 你在這裡等我 我馬上回來 558 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,840 餵 楊青兄 你來的正好 559 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,480 -我剛出來辦點貨 好久沒看到你 -是呀！ 560 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,760 嫂夫人好嗎？ 561 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,520 她兩年前死了 562 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,400 你那兩個兒子就沒人照顧了 563 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,280 有位老家人照顧他們 564 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,000 那邊那個男人那麼老實 565 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,200 一定會被二哥騙的 566 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,200 是呀！ …一定會被二哥騙的 567 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,360 你姊姊的女兒挺著個大肚子 568 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,320 還想嫁人呀！ 569 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,640 就是挺著個大肚子 570 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,720 老公又死了 才會這麼做嘛！ 571 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,240 如果你娶了她 572 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,480 保證她會一心一意的侍候你 573 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,960 還有你的兩個兒子 574 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,520 娶妻求淑婦 575 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,760 她是很賢淑的 576 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,040 你姐姐的女兒 577 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,280 是不是跟你同姓？ 578 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,320 當然不同姓 沒有理由你姓楊 579 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,640 我又找個姓楊的給你 對不對？ 580 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,040 他們在看著我們 581 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,280 就是嘛！幹嘛老是看著我呀！ 582 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,920 就是嘛 幹嘛老看著我呢！ 583 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,960 我說他九成在看我 584 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,800 你要不要臉呀 585 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,600 阿珍 你過來一下 586 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,880 哦 587 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,160 來 收拾東西回去了 588 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,600 [楊青]才給五十兩銀子 589 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,680 會不會太委屈她了？ 590 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,720 不會… 591 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,480 阿珍 這位是楊先生 592 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:12,640 哎呀 593 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,160 我肚子好痛 我想拉泡屎 594 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,840 你們聊聊 595 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,360 餵 楊兄… 596 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,320 [楊青]週姑娘 你舅舅不要緊吧！ 597 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,800 他不是我舅舅 他是我二哥 598 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:34,200 啊？他收了我五十兩銀子 599 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,160 -說你想找個婆家呀！ -啊？ 600 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,440 你先生被人害死了 601 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,000 你二哥還把你賣給人家 602 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:39,960 [哭泣] 603 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,360 楊銘居然做出這種事情 604 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,440 我將他追回來 605 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,920 -老爺 過了一個山頭就進城了 -[楊青]你還跑 606 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,400 [楊青]看你往哪裡跑？ 607 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,880 -快點去看看 -是 608 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,960 [楊銘]你不要過來 609 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,440 你這臭小子 這種事也幹得出來 610 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,680 太沒人性了 611 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,040 你不要過來 我最多把錢還給你 612 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,120 [楊銘][驚叫] 613 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,440 抓著我的手 614 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,080 楊兄 我對不起你 615 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,080 [布料撕破的聲音] 616 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,040 [楊青]照顧好我妹妹 617 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,440 楊兄 618 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,800 -楊兄 -先上去再說 619 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,480 [風聲] 620 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,000 老爺 有個救不了 摔死了 621 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,120 嗯 622 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,400 這位先生 剛才情況 你們都看清楚了 623 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,680 麻煩到附近衙門幫我當證人 624 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,080 我老爺有要事在身 625 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,320 沒功夫替你做證 626 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,320 -因為… -[老者]唉 627 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,160 你將我這把扇子帶在身上 628 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,800 要是到了衙門有人怪罪於你 629 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,040 你就把扇子交給他看 630 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:54,960 他就明白了 631 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,120 這位先生… 632 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,720 [楊秀珍]他們怎麼還不回來呢？ 633 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:06,600 [宋夫人][嘆氣] 634 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,880 [宋夫人]算了吧！ 635 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,280 看來他是追不上你二哥了 636 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,240 我看那楊青 性格豪爽 637 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,120 怕回來弄到你不好意思 638 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,520 所以只好不辭而別 639 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,520 [抽泣] 640 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,800 為什麼我的命那麼苦呀？ 641 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,160 我以後該怎麼辦？ 642 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,560 你不要哭了 643 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,240 乾脆先到我家住下再說 644 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,480 我相信你二哥甩下楊青後 645 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,760 會來找你的 來 走吧！ 646 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:32,680 好 647 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,040 快點走！ 648 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,360 甩掉那個大肚婆啦？ 649 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,200 -[宋夫人]廢話 -哎呀… 650 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,560 你以後最好少說廢話 651 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,240 走啦！ 652 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,680 [奶媽]少奶奶真是沒人性 653 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,040 -[奶媽]專精我那兩個傢伙 -[宋夫人]小心點 654 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,720 [奶媽]哎呀 好痛啊 655 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,880 [宋夫人]這個女人的老公 656 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,440 是給這個女人老公的大哥 657 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,880 跟這個女人老公大哥的老婆毒死的 658 00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,320 這個女人的老公的大哥 659 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,920 跟這個女人老公大哥的老婆 660 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,080 還陷害這個女人 661 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,920 說這個女人殺了這個女人的老公 662 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,240 幸虧這個女人有個丫頭 告訴了這個女人 663 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,560 這個女人就連夜跑了出來 找這個女人的二哥 664 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,640 誰知道這個女人的二哥 又愛賭又沒人性 665 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,840 騙光了這個女人的錢 666 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:12,760 還把這個女人 667 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,960 賣給這個女人的二哥的本家兄弟 去做老婆 668 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,320 後來啊 這個女人的二哥 669 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,200 還丟下這個女人自己跑掉了 670 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,720 所以這個女人只好跟我回家了 671 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,520 好… 672 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,080 能不能再說快一點？ 673 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,560 人家已經夠可憐了 674 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,080 世界上可憐的人多的是 你管得了嗎？ 675 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,120 她挺著個大肚子 676 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,440 大肚子的女人也多的是 677 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,520 你能照顧幾個？ 678 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,120 待她住到她的二哥帶她走再說嘛 679 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,240 大少爺… 680 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:38,840 大少爺、大少奶奶 681 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,160 那個女人的哥哥不會帶她走了 682 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,320 為什麼？ 683 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,080 她的哥哥摔下山崖 摔死了 684 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,320 [摔倒的噗通聲] 685 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,600 哎呀 686 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,400 啊？ 687 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,920 現在她哥哥死了 正所謂無故 688 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,360 肚子大得像個籮筐似的 689 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,560 你照顧了她一時 690 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:57,800 也照顧不了她一輩子 691 00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,680 也得讓人家把孩子生下來再說 692 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,240 大少奶奶 那個女人生了一個兒子 693 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,000 -這麼快 -這下就更糟了 694 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,840 生個孩子 礙手礙腳的 695 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,560 工又不能做 嫁又不能嫁 696 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,560 死路一條 697 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,240 -[阿福]大少爺、大少奶奶 -[宋夫人]又怎麼了？ 698 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,560 那個女人上吊了 699 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,640 上吊了 700 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,240 問題就更大了 臨死還留個累贅 701 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,360 哎呀 702 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:25,920 [阿福]已經上吊了 703 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,120 你幹嘛那麼想不開 704 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,600 [嬰兒的哭聲] 705 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,880 你看看你 人家現在已經上吊了 706 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,120 你還見死不救 707 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,720 懂什麼？事情到了這個地步 708 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,520 上吊也是情有可原呀！ 709 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,080 你沒知覺的嗎？ 710 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,080 你還有沒有知覺？ 711 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,680 我是在問你 抱她抱這麼久 712 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,880 你不累嗎？ 713 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,160 抱了這麼久 照正常來講是累了 714 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,080 還不放下 715 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,840 -放下就放下 -[楊秀珍][驚叫] 716 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,200 幹嘛那麼大聲 717 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,640 餵 抱著 718 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,680 宋夫人 你就讓我死了算了[哭泣] 719 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,760 你怎麼還想著要死呢？ 720 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,000 餵 你的鬼點子最多的 721 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,280 趕快想辦法幫忙她呀！ 722 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,680 剛剛不是說了嘛！死路一條 723 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,760 宋夫人 我兒子就麻煩你照顧了 724 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,360 你就把他當作是自己的兒子好了 725 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:17,960 我已經死了十幾個兒子了 726 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,280 我很了解做母親的心情 727 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,120 我不會讓你的兒子沒有母親的 728 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,440 這…這就麻煩了 我… 729 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,840 我現在只有死路一條 730 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,800 死路？死的也要說成活的 731 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,440 放屁 當今世上 732 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,120 誰有這個本領能夠把死的說成活的 733 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,880 站住 734 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,880 -關門… -[楊秀珍]怎麼了？ … 735 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,200 [阿福、奶娘]打架囉！ 736 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,920 [快節奏的音樂] 737 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,640 [宋世傑]哎呀！ 738 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,880 來呀 有本事在我父母面前揍我 739 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,440 帶種的下來 看我揍不揍你 740 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,600 我沒帶 所以不下來 741 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,000 不知道你書念到哪裡去了 742 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,280 不必說了 封筆也是你的主意 743 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,240 現在又要我拿起筆來幫人告官 744 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,400 我發過誓 兒子會沒有小雞雞的 745 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,320 你這次是為了正義而打 746 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,280 上天會原諒你的嘛！ 747 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,760 萬一他不原諒我怎麼辦？ 748 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,320 你把小雞雞賠我？ 749 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,400 不要再說了 750 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,920 你見死不救 你不是男子漢 751 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,080 你敢再說一次 小心我揍你 752 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,000 你不是男人 753 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:38,760 我是看你撐著大肚子 754 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:39,840 帶種就再說一次 755 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,640 你不是男人 不是男人… 756 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,640 好 我是女人 757 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,440 我看你把我怎麼辦？ 758 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,240 好 有本事晚上就不要回房睡覺 759 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,520 老爹、老媽 今天晚上我陪你們睡 760 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:53,640 哼！ 761 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,720 [蟲鳴聲] 762 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,400 [憋笑] 763 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:15,800 [阿福]大少爺 764 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:20,120 [阿福][笑聲] 765 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,199 笑什麼笑？你瘋了 766 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,600 洗臉了 大少爺 [笑聲] 767 00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:29,360 神經病 [打呵欠] 768 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,719 這臭八是誰呀？ 769 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,800 [阿福]你呀！ 770 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:34,840 我？ 771 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:38,679 [宋世傑]活見鬼了 772 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,239 是誰把我弄得這副德性？ 773 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,639 是大少奶奶 774 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,679 她說你又小器、又怕事、又自卑 775 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,760 乾脆去做個女人算了 776 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,159 不過你扮的樣子 777 00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:50,880 比大少奶奶還漂亮的 [笑聲] 778 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,440 閉上你的烏鴉嘴 779 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:53,679 大少奶奶呢？ 780 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,000 大少奶奶說你不幫楊姑娘寫狀 781 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,720 她就自己上 一大早去衙門了 782 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:58,680 啊？ 783 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,360 她以為她是誰呀？真是 784 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,080 餵…大少爺 785 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,440 先換衣服 我知道 786 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,080 不是啦！奶媽要冰糖燉木瓜 787 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,640 燉木瓜就燉木瓜 幹我屁事 788 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,120 你得先把木瓜給我呀！ 789 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,560 大少奶奶把木瓜擺在你這兒 790 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,080 來… 791 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,640 拿來呀！ 792 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,320 我不是欠你的 我就是不給 793 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,640 別走 794 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,120 餵 795 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,480 [擊鼓聲] 796 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:28,960 你在這裡看著 我進去 797 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,160 我在這裡看著 你進去 798 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,560 師爺… 799 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,320 [放屁聲] 800 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,440 [眾人][嫌棄的聲音] 801 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:43,720 爽呀 802 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,600 狀紙上面寫些什麼？ 803 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,800 回大人 好多XX跟OO 804 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:48,960 故且先念來聽聽 805 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,040 我宋李氏跟楊秀珍 806 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,480 現在XXOO縣大老爺 807 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,800 楊秀珍的OO… 808 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,160 等一下 宋李氏 809 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,080 楊秀珍的OO代表什麼？ 810 00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,600 她老公呀！ 811 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:01,720 繼續 812 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,760 [師爺]楊秀珍的OO被人XX 813 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,560 楊秀珍她含X待X… 814 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,640 慢著 含什麼？ 815 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,280 是含冤待雪呀 大老爺 816 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,600 那個字我剛好又不會寫 817 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,240 -什麼事？ -來找老婆 818 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,960 找老婆 回家去找 819 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,800 大膽 本人宋世傑宋狀師 820 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,880 平常在這裡進出自由 誰膽敢攔我 821 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,080 那時候 你有狀紙在手 822 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,440 現在你有什麼？ 823 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,000 兩位大哥 方便一下 宵夜我請 824 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,760 [肥龍]新任知縣新規矩 825 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,400 閒雜人等 不得進入 826 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,040 要等 在這裡等 827 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,400 最後是XX大老爺你全家的OO 828 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,040 混帳…真的是狗屁不通 829 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,880 宋李氏 你家裡沒有人會寫字嗎？ 830 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,040 怎麼沒有 這方圓五百里 831 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,920 誰不知道我老公是 832 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,200 鼎鼎大名的宋狀師宋世傑 833 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,560 [何大人]喔 怪不得你這麼了不起 834 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,400 原來你就是宋世傑的夫人 是吧！ 835 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,960 哼 失禮 836 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,520 不算失禮 837 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,880 來人呀！夾刑伺候 838 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,320 是… 839 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,040 餵 這夾刑是什麼玩意兒？ 840 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,840 夾刑就是賞你嘴巴三十下 841 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:17,840 慢著 842 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,520 我是來告官的 幹嘛打我的嘴巴 843 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,480 你丈夫宋世傑顛倒是非 844 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,080 你是他老婆 也是刁婦一名 845 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,160 掌你三十下嘴巴 846 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,320 還是看著你老公的面子 打 [驚堂木聲] 847 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,600 這…這還了得 848 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,960 -[守衛]攔住他 -[宋世傑]餵 849 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,880 餵…你這是做什麼？ 850 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,480 別動 再動貼到你滿臉都是 851 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,480 站住 852 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,080 我是不是好像… 853 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,360 是 好像濟公 854 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,120 那… 855 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,760 想哭就哭吧！ 856 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,400 [宋夫人][嗚咽] 857 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,960 [痛哭] 858 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,480 這個仇不要我說兒子沒有小雞雞 859 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,280 就算連我都沒有小雞雞 860 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,880 我也一定要報 861 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,920 [眾人]不行…絕對不行 862 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,160 就破例一次 863 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:31,360 -你發誓的 -對… 864 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,240 我常常都在發誓 865 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,960 說實在 我發誓關你個屁事 866 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,920 你現在要動這塊乾隆皇帝 867 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,720 禦筆親題的牌匾 就是不行 868 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,680 [眾人]對… 869 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,200 -這塊牌匾影響我們全村的風水 -是呀！ 870 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,280 掛了一百年 871 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,600 -一直風調雨順的 -[眾人]對呀！ 872 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,960 放上去的時候已經動過了 873 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,240 要影響已經影響了 874 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,680 總之你要動這塊風水牌匾就萬萬不能 875 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:54,960 對…不行 876 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,760 老公 877 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,200 -[眾人]餵… -不要吵 878 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,320 老婆 你上 879 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:01,880 你親手封的 要親手去拿 880 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:02,840 去 881 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,080 哦 882 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,040 [眾人]餵… 883 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,040 阿福 884 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,280 [眾人]攔住他… 885 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,160 餵 阿福 你給我好好的頂著 886 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,400 [吵雜的爭吵] 887 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,160 哎呀 888 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,240 [眾人][驚叫] 889 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:39,800 快點拿 890 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,640 -拿到了 -走 891 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,080 好棒 鐵筆重出江湖 892 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,680 黎民得以伸冤 893 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,560 你媽的 這句話是我講的 894 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:56,800 你每次都要搶著講 895 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:58,920 慢 896 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,560 各位請給點面子 897 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,680 聽老公說幾句話 好不好？ 898 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,160 請大家看看那一邊 899 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,080 -[眾人][驚嘆] -別動… 900 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,360 這輛車的黃金 901 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,480 足夠大家再蓋十座八棟這種牌樓 902 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,480 要不然大家就分了它囉！ 903 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,760 對 分了它吧！ 904 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:16,480 [眾人]我的… 905 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,240 宋先生 [笑聲] 906 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,000 嘩…何大人 [笑聲] 907 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,320 久仰… 908 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,320 不敢當…吃過飯沒？ 909 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,640 吃過了 910 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,000 宋先生 911 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,640 哇！辛苦… 912 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,040 何大人 913 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,920 有勞… 914 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,240 [二人]請 915 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,840 [兩人][笑聲] 916 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:46,720 -[何大人]宋世傑 -來呀 917 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,360 本官還沒到來前 918 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,760 就聽說你能言善道 還能顛倒黑白 是不是？ 919 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,480 你就是那位肚子大得像冬瓜 920 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,240 上下都可以一塊放屁的何汝大大人 921 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,400 你侮辱我 922 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,000 不是我講的 是人家講的 923 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,920 人家說了你就聽 你簡直是飯桶 924 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,400 對 還跟大人同一家工廠 出品的飯桶 925 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,920 -我跟你不一樣 -有什麼不一樣？ 926 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,240 大家講的話都是聽來的 927 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,920 -你我是同行 -大膽 928 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,480 不過有的時候也會聽錯 929 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,680 人家都說你像頭豬 930 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,800 依我看…不太像 931 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,680 -[宋世傑][笑聲] -嗯 932 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,240 楊秀珍原籍山西 933 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,200 是什麼原因要到廣州來告官？ 934 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,240 大人你原籍湖南 935 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,880 來廣州做官 又作何解釋？ 936 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,200 哼 你說這蕩婦的丈夫 被他大哥大嫂害死 937 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,680 還冤枉她 有什麼憑證沒有？ 938 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,040 [宋世傑]沒有 939 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,240 沒憑沒據 那就是誣告 940 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,240 -慢著 -什麼？ 941 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,680 -敢問大人 我是公的還是母的？ -你當然是公的 942 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,320 有沒有真憑實據？ 943 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,520 公就是… 944 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,600 你老婆都娶了 兒子也生了 945 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,920 你這不是公是什麼？這是常理 946 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,840 大人真是英明 947 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:46,880 [何大人]嗯 謝謝誇獎 948 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,800 她的大伯和大嫂死了個弟弟 949 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,280 弟媳婦又離家出走 950 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,760 如果不是作賊心虛 951 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,000 幹嘛不聞不問？ 952 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,760 請問大人 這算不算是常理？ 953 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,680 楊秀珍 你是不是親眼 看見他們下毒 954 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,600 是呀 955 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:06,080 不是 是我的女孩阿梅親眼看到的 [嬰兒的啼哭] 956 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,280 她看見他們兩個人 957 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,000 親手在湯裡面下毒 958 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,960 我老公喝完那碗湯以後 959 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,880 就七孔流血 死了 960 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,000 這蠢東西還是阿梅提醒她 961 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,920 才在被人陷害之前走出來的 962 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,120 你還真多嘴呀！ 963 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,280 多嘴是因為關心 關心才會多嘴 964 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,760 所以官字有兩個口呀！ 965 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:27,840 我老公教我的 966 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,360 [宋世傑]嗯？ 967 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,480 [吸氣] 968 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,280 [嬌瞋] 969 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:41,920 真騷貨 970 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,520 大人 是不是有結果了？ 971 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,800 啊？ 972 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,680 好 本官就暫且受理這件案子 973 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,120 瘦虎肥龍 974 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:51,920 [瘦虎、肥龍]大人有何吩咐？ 975 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,160 你們兩人立刻動身前到山西 976 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:56,320 去把楊秀珍的大伯跟大嫂 977 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,080 姚田氏夫婦押回來受審 978 00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,840 還有她的丫頭阿梅一齊帶回來 979 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,080 [瘦虎、肥龍]遵命 980 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,960 [痛哭] 981 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,440 退堂 982 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,720 慢一點 983 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,680 大人 暫請留步 [笑聲] 984 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,400 [兩人][笑聲] 985 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,120 大人 在下我還有一事不明 986 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,240 煩請大人給予指點 987 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:19,640 是嗎？什麼事呀？ 988 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:21,280 如果有人因事冤枉好人 989 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:22,880 那他該當何罪？ 990 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,120 那要看被冤枉的那個人 他是什麼人呀？ 991 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,680 斯文人 跟大人德性差不多 992 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,440 是嗎？那重者要告他誹謗 993 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,360 就算最輕的也要告他侮辱斯文 994 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,000 要是由你來判 你會判他什麼罪？ 995 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,400 那要看冤枉別人的人 996 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,600 他是有心還是無意呀？ 997 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:41,920 就當他是無意 998 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,240 無意也要罰他賠償幾十兩銀子 999 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,880 大人英明 智勇雙全 佩服… 1000 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,080 好說… 1001 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,080 -還有事嗎？ -快一點給錢呀！ 1002 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,720 我什麼時候欠你錢呀？ 1003 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,440 大人剛剛說我能言善道 1004 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:56,360 顛倒黑白 1005 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,360 [何大人]是… 1006 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:58,880 現在既然受理這件案子 1007 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,040 -就證明我講的是事實 -[何大人]是… 1008 00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,240 -那你不就是侮辱斯文嗎？ -[何大人]不是… 1009 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,960 要不然你就是是非不分、辦案糊塗 1010 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,520 -[何大人][笑聲] -[宋世傑]你隨便挑一項承認好了 1011 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,000 言重… 1012 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,680 [兩人][笑聲] 1013 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,400 -拿五十兩銀子給宋先生 -是… 1014 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,760 小聲說好了 要是張揚出去 1015 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,560 -恐怕有辱大人的名聲 -[何大人]沒事 1016 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,240 [兩人][笑聲] 1017 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,360 快點 1018 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,400 -[何大人]真不幸 -[宋世傑]是呀… 1019 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,680 [痛哭] 1020 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:25,680 你又來了 1021 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,280 [抽泣] 1022 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:29,960 [何大人][賠笑] 1023 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,040 請 [賠笑] 1024 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,400 官呀！ 1025 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,040 [宋世傑][笑聲] 1026 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:37,960 官呀！ 1027 00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,320 [宋世傑][大笑] 1028 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,640 官呀！ 1029 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:41,920 [宋世傑][大笑] 1030 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:44,880 [宋世傑][大笑] 1031 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,000 哼！ 1032 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,880 布政司大人 1033 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,960 楊知縣 什麼事這麼要緊？ 一定要今天晚上來見我 1034 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,960 是這樣的 那邊那兩個公差 1035 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,040 一肥一瘦的兩個公差 1036 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,080 他們說馬不停蹄 1037 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,800 從廣州足足走了三個月 1038 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,480 帶著公文來抓你妹妹姚田氏 1039 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:15,960 跟她老公姚大 1040 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,280 -回廣州去受審 -啊？ 1041 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,760 -小姐 姑爺 -[姚田氏夫婦]什麼事？ 1042 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:21,960 外面有兩個公差 1043 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,200 說是從廣州派來的 1044 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,800 要抓姑爺跟小姐你們呀 1045 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,720 說有人要告你們謀財害命 1046 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,240 [姚田氏]娘… 1047 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:29,200 [姚田氏]娘… 1048 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:30,720 謀害了誰呀？ 1049 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,640 我二叔呀！ 1050 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:34,600 我妹妹太過分了 1051 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,680 大人 你要想想辦法呀？ 1052 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:37,720 有什麼辦法？ 1053 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,480 你別發這麼大脾氣 1054 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:40,680 怎麼說她都是你妹妹 1055 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:41,960 總得幫她補救一下 1056 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,560 殺人償命 怎麼補救？ 1057 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,000 你只有我一個女兒 1058 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,760 -娘 你也不想我死的 -[姚大]一個啊… 1059 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,360 娘也知道就你這麼一個女兒 1060 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,560 但是怎麼救呀？ 1061 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,040 娘 大哥一向最孝順你 1062 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,320 他最聽你的那根… 1063 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,960 那根笛呀！你幫幫我吧！ 1064 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,880 -是呀！娘 -我試試 1065 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,200 [笛聲] 1066 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,240 那不死定了… 1067 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,000 等 我娘在找我 1068 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,480 唷！還真聽他娘的話 1069 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:17,960 [田大人]娘… 1070 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,160 -娘 你沒事吧？ -[老太太][咳嗽] 1071 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,080 [姚田氏夫婦]大哥 1072 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,440 你們兩個喪心病狂 1073 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,080 跪下來就表示真有其事 1074 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,480 [姚田氏夫婦]大哥 救救我呀！ … 1075 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,840 [姚田氏]哎呀！ 1076 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:27,840 你們兩個死有餘辜負 1077 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,120 還敢來求我 1078 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,960 大哥罵得對 我是死有餘辜負 1079 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,160 你就當沒生我這個女兒好了 1080 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,800 [老太太]你這麼說 1081 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,600 不是要把娘的心挖出來嗎？ 1082 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:39,760 [咳嗽] 1083 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:40,960 娘 1084 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,040 血呀！ 1085 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,800 娘吐血了 1086 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:46,120 哎呀 麻煩了 1087 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,160 不會吧！ 1088 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:49,200 -[姚田氏]吐血了 -不要太激動 1089 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,960 你眼睜睜的看著 你妹妹被抓去受審 1090 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,760 你袖手旁觀 做娘的不吐血才怪 1091 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,040 這個暖壺我要它幹嘛？ 1092 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,440 -娘… -讓我凍死算了 1093 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,000 -這個…利… -不要啊 1094 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,040 -牌…老娘也不打了 -娘… 1095 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:07,200 娘… 1096 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:08,760 -娘 你聽我說嘛！ -[老太太][痛哭] 1097 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,880 審這件案的是廣州知縣 1098 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,760 你…你身為一個山西布政司 1099 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,720 連一個廣州知縣都管不了 1100 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,200 我…我不活了 1101 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,960 讓我去死 讓我死 1102 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:22,360 -[田大人]娘 不要啊 -[姚田氏]不要啊 娘 1103 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,920 讓我死 不要拉著我 1104 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,520 好了 娘 我就拼著乾 1105 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,200 -阿原 阿全 快來呀！ -[男聲]來了 1106 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:35,360 -什麼事呀？ -什麼事呀？老夫人 1107 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:40,080 無論如何 馬上叫縣老爺 留住廣州來的兩個官差 快去 1108 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,000 是呀！ 1109 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,320 你馬上叫阿原跟阿全火速趕到廣州 1110 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,320 在你妹妹跟妹夫未到之前 1111 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,120 盡量疏通他們 1112 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:51,400 不管多少錢我都花 [歇斯底里的叫聲] 1113 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,240 [鳥鳴聲] 1114 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,080 [宋夫人]想藉我的奶媽是不是？ 1115 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,040 [張大嬸] 是呀！我這小孫子得了百日咳 1116 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,640 吃好多藥都沒有效 1117 00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:00,400 人家說人奶最靈 1118 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,560 [宋夫人]哦 1119 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,520 -奶媽 你過來 -大少奶奶 1120 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,080 跟這位大嬸去一趟 1121 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,400 給她的小孫子餵點人奶 1122 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,200 不行 我的孫子二十歲了 1123 00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:09,320 [宋夫人、奶娘]說什麼？ 1124 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,400 人都長這麼大了 還吃我奶 1125 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,720 這樣吧！在你方便的時候 1126 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,240 你就給她留一點啦！ 1127 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,080 大少奶奶 我這不是甘蔗 隨榨隨有 1128 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,000 宋夫人 怎麼辦呀？ 1129 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,680 [優美的音樂] 1130 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,400 [宋夫人][嬌滴滴的瞋吟] 1131 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,840 老公 你別使那麼大的勁嘛 1132 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,080 知道了 1133 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,960 [宋夫人][嬌滴滴的瞋吟] 1134 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,560 老婆 來… 1135 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:46,920 幹嘛！不行… 1136 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,080 來 快點 1137 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,920 不行啦！肚子太大了 1138 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,920 這次肚子怎麼大得這麼快 1139 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,200 [宋夫人][發騷的呻吟] 1140 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,480 你明知道不允許 1141 00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,000 就不要叫得這麼騷嘛！ 1142 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,560 弄得…弄得我心癢癢的 1143 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,160 [宋夫人][發騷的呻吟] 1144 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:03,360 你…哎 1145 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,120 我…我出去 出去… 1146 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:07,760 我受不了 1147 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,080 餵 煮好杏仁茶了 1148 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:12,800 宋大嫂 1149 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,000 張大嬸要的人奶 我弄好了 1150 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,840 大家都是女人 用不著害羞 1151 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,720 你擱在這裡好了 我叫奶媽拿過去 1152 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,840 好 1153 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:27,760 老婆 1154 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,200 宋先生 1155 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,600 -宋大嫂馬上就回來 -是嗎？ 1156 00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,160 杏仁茶這麼快就煮好了 1157 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,840 你想要喝嗎？你先 1158 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,000 [楊秀珍][語塞] 1159 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,440 沒什麼杏仁口味 1160 00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,320 [宋世傑][漱口聲] 1161 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,400 好重的奶味 1162 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,480 這碗是你的？ 1163 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,680 -是 -什麼東西？ 1164 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:55,720 乳 1165 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,320 羊奶還是牛奶？ 1166 00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,880 人奶 是我的奶 1167 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,440 [宋世傑]無論如何 千萬不要讓人家知道 1168 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:07,560 [楊秀珍][吸冷氣] 1169 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:11,960 我先出去了 1170 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,600 [宋夫人畫外音]你這個死傢伙 一定跟她有一手 1171 00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:21,960 [宋世傑畫外音]沒有 1172 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,240 [宋夫人畫外音]不承認？ 1173 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:25,160 [宋世傑畫外音]打死也不承認 1174 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:27,480 哼！ 1175 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,120 死色鬼 趁我大肚子去搞女人 1176 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,920 悅來客棧好像是宋世傑開的 1177 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,720 餵 你知不知道這間客棧 是不是宋世傑開的？ 1178 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,000 宋世傑？他死了 1179 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,040 [宋世傑]三八 1180 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,320 [男聲]這個死宋世傑 1181 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,080 死都死得不是時候 1182 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,760 [大廳裡人們低低的交談聲] 1183 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,160 什麼時候死才是時候呢？請問 1184 00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:54,240 [二人]你是什麼人呀？ 1185 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,480 我是這兒掌櫃 1186 00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,880 要死就早點死 1187 00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,520 省得我們從山西白跑到廣州來 1188 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,200 哦 你們是從山西來的 1189 00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,320 只有山西 才可以出這樣優良的品種 1190 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,800 兩位是當官啦！ 1191 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:07,360 山西布政司 1192 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,560 咦？ 1193 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:09,720 是我們的老爺 1194 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:10,880 啊？ 1195 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,080 他特意派我們來 1196 00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:14,240 有重要的公函交給這裡的縣太爺 1197 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,400 這些阿貓阿狗 [娘娘腔] 1198 00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,480 [男聲]你告訴他這麼多幹什麼？ [娘娘腔] 1199 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,960 [男聲]好好好 不說… [笑聲] 1200 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:26,600 嘩！原來兩位真的是機…機靈過人 1201 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,920 你們老爺派你們來是為了… 1202 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,240 少廢話 是不是客滿沒房間了？ 1203 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:32,960 客什麼滿 那是騙人的 1204 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,360 兩位請坐 1205 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,520 別碰我的人 1206 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:36,920 我立即去收拾房間 1207 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:42,480 [嬰兒的哭聲] 1208 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,280 [宋世傑]嫂嫂… 1209 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,120 什麼事？宋先生 1210 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:48,560 嫂嫂 你先別哭 1211 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:50,800 外面來了兩個男人 1212 00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:52,320 是你大伯母的大哥派來的 1213 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:53,760 我懷疑他們有詭 1214 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,240 [楊秀珍][悲泣] 1215 00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,360 嫂嫂 你先聽我說完你再哭 1216 00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:58,720 我現在想請你先把房間讓出來 1217 00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:00,080 我好把房間租給他們 1218 00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:01,400 還可以有機會試探一下 1219 00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:02,440 你委屈一點 1220 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,880 沒關係 你還不是為我好嗎？ 1221 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:06,600 [宋世傑]嗯？ 1222 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:08,920 [宋世傑][嗅氣聲] 1223 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,040 宋先生 你想喝！ 1224 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,400 不…你還是留給令郎 1225 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,280 沒關係 你喜歡喝的話我請你喝 1226 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,040 不要那麼客氣 你擠得那麼辛苦 是吧！ 1227 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,200 磨的呀！ 1228 00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:20,600 磨的？ 1229 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,160 杏仁茶啦！ 1230 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,960 你連杏仁茶都擠出來 1231 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:26,760 啊？哎呀… 1232 00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:28,560 嫂嫂 1233 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,160 唉！ 1234 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,520 [嬌滴滴的低笑] 1235 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:00,920 [曖昧的噤嚀] 1236 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,240 餵 不要把我的衣服弄皺了 1237 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,360 [曖昧的噤嚀] 1238 00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,080 -[曖昧的噤嚀] -嗯？ 1239 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:16,440 [曖昧的噤嚀] 1240 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,280 夜深了 不要鬼聲鬼叫的 1241 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:20,680 [模仿宋夫人撒嬌] 1242 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,280 [關門聲] 1243 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:24,920 哼！ 1244 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,960 [宋夫人畫外音]死傢伙 真進了那女人的房間 1245 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:51,760 [呼嚕聲] 1246 00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:53,640 [嫌棄的慨嘆] 1247 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,480 [呼嚕聲] 1248 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:18,200 [呼嚕聲] 1249 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,080 啊! 1250 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:50,760 你這個死傢伙 你 1251 00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,120 [三人][低低的驚叫] 1252 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,000 是誰在這裡鬼聲鬼叫的？ 1253 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,040 是你 1254 00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,760 三更半夜 你一個婦道人家 1255 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,760 鬼鬼祟祟 獐頭鼠目的 1256 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:01,920 像個蕩婦似的 1257 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,160 潛入兩個大男人的房裡 你想幹什麼？ 1258 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:05,960 給我一個合理的解釋 1259 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:09,400 你快點說 1260 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,240 [二人]你說嘛！ 1261 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,000 我…我是來借尿壼的 1262 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,200 這算不算是合理的解釋？ 1263 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,520 [宋世傑]沒有小雞雞 借什麼尿壼 [低聲討論] 1264 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:26,680 [三人]不算 1265 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:27,920 [痛哭] 1266 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,560 老公 其實我不是來借尿壼的 1267 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,400 我知道 你以為楊秀珍在裡面 1268 00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,200 想找她聊聊天 是嗎？ 1269 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,560 是呀！老公 你真聰明 1270 00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:39,040 當然 難道我會以為 你跟她有一手 1271 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,400 我會這樣沒風度去懷疑別人 1272 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:41,560 你會不會這麼懷疑我？ 1273 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,600 不會 當然不會 1274 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,920 豈有此理 簡直是惡人先告狀 1275 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,280 告了就告了 還要選黃道吉日 1276 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,240 開玩笑的啦！ 1277 00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:52,120 不要生氣呀！ 1278 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:53,200 怎麼會呢？ 1279 00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:54,760 對了 這封信上怎麼說？ 1280 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,600 根據這封信 楊秀珍果然是含… 1281 00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,520 冤 因為這對姚田氏夫婦 1282 00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:03,440 利用山西布政司的關係 寫了一封信給何汝大 1283 00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,040 想利用五千兩銀子來收買他 1284 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,440 嫁禍給楊秀珍 1285 00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,400 -真囂張 揍他 -先不要急 1286 00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,600 這封信是將來最有力的證據 1287 00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:11,880 我們趕緊多抄一份 1288 00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:13,680 放回原位 免得打草驚蛇 1289 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:16,840 對呀！老公你果然厲害！ 1290 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:18,800 -你現在才知道 -我一向都知道 1291 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,040 只是嘴巴不說嘛！ 1292 00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,480 我以後要你早中晚 各說一次 1293 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,600 還不許梳高髻 1294 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:24,640 哦 1295 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:26,440 更不可以呯哩纏啦揍我 1296 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,640 哦 1297 00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:29,080 還要全聽我的 1298 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:30,480 重要的我就聽 1299 00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:31,520 那就糟了 1300 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:33,720 以你的智商來算 1301 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,080 你怎麼知道什麼是重要的 1302 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,120 乾脆這樣 1303 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:39,600 以後我只要說麥芽糖這三個字 1304 00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:41,040 你就要照我的話去做 1305 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:42,680 哦 1306 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:47,360 當今世上我最英俊 你說呢？ 1307 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,240 不好啦！ 1308 00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:50,600 麥芽糖 1309 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,120 麥不麥芽糖 你都是最英俊的 1310 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,120 那還要說 1311 00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:57,240 [宋夫人][無聲耳語] [笑聲] 1312 00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:58,400 不要啦！ 1313 00:56:58,480 --> 00:56:59,480 麥芽糖 1314 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,040 現眼報 1315 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:02,800 [兩人][笑聲] 1316 00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:08,160 [曖昧的笑聲] 1317 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,840 這件事原來是這個樣子 1318 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,520 連山西知縣也沒審問過這件案子 1319 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:19,920 審是沒有審過 1320 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,480 只不過我們老爺希望 1321 00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,360 -大人可以多多包涵 -餵… 1322 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,520 被你說完了 1323 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,400 大人 我們二小姐還有姑爺 1324 00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,080 正跟著兩位公差前往此地途中 1325 00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,480 一切就請大人多多的包涵 1326 00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,960 這裡是五千兩銀子 請大人笑納 1327 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,600 何某為官… 1328 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,120 [放屁聲] 1329 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,800 一向光明正大 兩袖清風 1330 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,960 兩位請回去回覆布政司大人 1331 00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:44,720 這件案子看在同僚份上 1332 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,000 何某人一定會盡力而為 1333 00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,960 至於這些銀兩 萬萬不能收 就這樣 請回吧！ 1334 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:53,760 餵 1335 00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,520 兩位大人請留步 1336 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:57,600 這銀兩就擱下吧！ 1337 00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:58,880 什麼事？何夫人 1338 00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,160 你們回去告訴你們大人 1339 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,200 就說我們何知縣謝謝他了 1340 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,720 何知縣不是說 他是光明正大的嗎？ 1341 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,200 開支太大 1342 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:07,160 兩袖清風 1343 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:08,960 兩餐吃風 1344 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:10,800 [放屁聲] 1345 00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,240 [嫌棄的哼聲] 1346 00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,600 厲害…走 1347 00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:24,680 [姚田氏夫婦] 姚田氏夫婦 叩見大人 1348 00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,880 [何大人]姚田氏夫婦 你們看一下 1349 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,000 認不認得抱著小孩那個女人 1350 00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:30,200 回禀大人 1351 00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,160 她是我二叔的妻子姚楊氏 1352 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,200 楊秀珍不守婦道 謀殺親夫 1353 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:37,360 還誣告姚田氏夫婦 該當何罪 1354 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,440 -大人 -你住嘴 先不要說話 1355 00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,160 請問大人 1356 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,800 是不是第一次見到姚田氏夫婦？ 1357 00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:44,760 是又怎麼樣？ 1358 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:46,640 [無奈的嘆氣] 1359 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:48,400 是真的那你就太笨了 1360 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:49,400 我笨什麼？ 1361 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:51,080 既然是第一次接觸 1362 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,480 表面上你要做漂亮一點 1363 00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,360 我剛才做得不漂亮嗎？ 1364 00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,480 對呀！最少也要假裝 1365 00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:57,960 聽完所有的人講話 1366 00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,160 人家姚田氏夫婦還沒開口 1367 00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:01,600 你就什麼都知道 1368 00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,600 那是不是告訴別人有默契在先 1369 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,080 這樣… 1370 00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,680 我怎麼說 你就怎麼做 1371 00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,680 你這官怎麼當的 1372 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:10,920 你… 1373 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,720 混帳 本官今天不教訓你 1374 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,480 以後就真的不會做官了 1375 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:16,720 來人 用刑 1376 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,480 大人 有甲乙丙三種刑 1377 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:19,520 用哪一種？ 1378 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,400 丙啦！ 1379 00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:22,680 慢著 丙是什麼東西？ 1380 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,520 -丙就是丙啦！ -先不能丙 1381 00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:25,840 什麼時候輪到女人說話？ 1382 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,080 我老公怎麼說也是個秀才 1383 00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,280 他只要一日功名在身 1384 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:30,360 你就不能說丙就丙 1385 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,480 只要他喜歡有什麼不行？ 1386 00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,600 還要你說… 1387 00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:37,240 噢！你們想玩手段 1388 00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:39,640 本官奉陪 當心玩得太大的話 1389 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,280 你們會撐不住 退堂 1390 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,080 天大事我也陪你玩 1391 00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,840 [何大人]你們三位要想清楚 1392 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,800 二叔 你已經十天沒大便了 1393 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:49,480 你呢？你一個月都沒有睡覺了 1394 00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:51,320 你家人的母豬前幾天難產 1395 00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:52,920 昨天晚上就死了 1396 00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:54,560 完全是因為宋世傑… 1397 00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,080 [何大人][放屁聲] [眾人嫌棄的聲音] 1398 00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:57,680 動過牌樓的風水 1399 00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,120 所以才會弄成這個樣子 [鳥鳴聲] 1400 00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,280 兩位不管怎麼說是長輩 宋世傑… 1401 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:02,400 [放屁聲] 1402 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,240 宋世傑這麼做簡直太不給面子 [眾人嫌棄的聲音] 1403 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,920 所以依我說…依我說… 1404 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,840 二叔… 1405 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,440 有什麼話你就講嘛！ 1406 01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,120 [男聲]你就快點說吧！ 1407 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,040 所以是不是應該 懲戒他一下才對？ 1408 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,280 [男聲]能不能一次把話講完嘛！ 1409 01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:17,840 [放屁聲] 1410 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:19,040 [舒暢的呼氣] 1411 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:23,000 小弟就說了 二叔… 1412 01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:25,200 兩…兩位鄉親 這麼沒有禮貌 1413 01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:26,520 [鳥鳴聲] 1414 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,360 走也不通知一下 1415 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:29,840 [男聲]革他的秀才是不是呀！ 1416 01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:31,080 你們這麼快就到樓下去了 1417 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:32,160 [何大人]丙刑！ 1418 01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,960 [宋世傑][打呵欠] 1419 01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:36,960 我已經講過了 我是秀才打不得 1420 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,280 你只不過是個區區知縣 1421 01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:40,480 有朝一日我中了舉 1422 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,000 隨時做你的上司 換個花樣吧！ 1423 01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:46,320 你已經不是秀才了 1424 01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:47,560 大學士 1425 01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:50,640 老師… 1426 01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,280 宋世傑 你動了牌樓的風水 1427 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:54,400 我就革了你的功名 1428 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:55,560 大學士 有勞了 1429 01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:56,960 客氣… 1430 01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:58,600 請… 1431 01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,640 [冷笑] 1432 01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,520 果然是官官相衛 1433 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:07,440 想革我秀才是嗎？ 1434 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,520 別以為這樣可以對付得了我 1435 01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:12,040 老婆 把信拿出來 1436 01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:14,760 啊！信在你那裡呀！ 1437 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,640 信在我這裡？不是在你那裡嗎？ 1438 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:19,760 在我這裡嗎？ 1439 01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:20,760 等等 1440 01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,560 連信都沒有帶 告個屁 1441 01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:29,760 讓一讓…讓開 別擋路… 1442 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:31,360 你們兩個搞什麼鬼？ 1443 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:33,760 對了 大人 1444 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,920 我忘記帶一件很重要的東西 1445 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,320 希望你給我一個時辰 1446 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:39,000 -混帳 來人呀！ -[男聲]有 1447 01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:40,080 -給我打 -慢著 1448 01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:41,160 [何大人]什麼事？ 1449 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,600 不要說我沒警告過你 1450 01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:45,440 你的事我知道得一清二楚 1451 01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:47,520 只要你敢動我一根汗毛 那你就會後悔 1452 01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:48,480 -打 -慢著 1453 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:49,920 哼！怕了吧！ 1454 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,960 我要脫了你的衣服打 才打得剔透點 1455 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,120 -打 -慢著 1456 01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:54,160 [何大人]什麼事？ 1457 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:56,920 你有本事打得我重一點 1458 01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,800 你打得我越重 我就告得你越重 1459 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:02,000 本官有什麼讓你告的？ 1460 01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,640 -重打四十 -慢著 1461 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:07,120 打我四十 太少了吧！ 1462 01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:08,520 帶種的就打我八十 1463 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:10,800 我就打你的整數一百 打 1464 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,760 -慢著 -又什麼事呀？ 1465 01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:15,320 沒事 只喜歡湊熱鬧 有意見嗎？ 1466 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:16,760 意見無須多說 打 1467 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:19,600 -慢著 -慢著 1468 01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:20,920 又誰嚷慢著？ 1469 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,720 阿福 信在這裡 1470 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,720 師爺 幫我大大聲地念出來 1471 01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:26,800 [師爺]是呀！ 1472 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:33,920 老公 我昨天晚上陪你XX到天亮 1473 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,120 才知道老公那條XX好厲害 1474 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:37,320 [宋氏夫婦]不會吧！ 1475 01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:39,800 [師爺]老公 我XX你 1476 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,880 糟了 我拿錯信了 1477 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:46,200 宋世傑 這封是什麼信？你講 1478 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:47,840 [宋世傑][語塞] 1479 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,160 這封是我老婆寫給我的情書 1480 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:51,280 狗屁不通 1481 01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:52,880 XX到天亮 1482 01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:55,040 寫信嘛！ 1483 01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:56,360 哦 1484 01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,560 你老公哪一條XX好厲害！ 1485 01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:01,000 是支筆 我不是常告訴你 1486 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,360 -筆是一支支 不是一條條 -哦 1487 01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:04,680 我們回家寫字去 1488 01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:07,120 -站住 -[夫婦]幹嘛 1489 01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:08,720 你們兩個玩夠了沒有？ 1490 01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:09,960 來人 打 1491 01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,600 不許動 誰敢打我老公？ 1492 01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:12,720 打 1493 01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:17,720 去死 1494 01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:18,800 [何大人]哎呀呀 1495 01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:22,440 大膽 1496 01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:24,560 大膽 公堂之上 1497 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,120 怎麼由得你亂來 快點走 1498 01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:27,080 放開他 1499 01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:28,440 麥芽糖 1500 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,080 你說過要聽我話 你忘了 1501 01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:31,760 就算你不考慮自己 也要考慮肚子裡的孩子 1502 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,520 我說麥芽糖 你還不走 1503 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:36,480 好 你等我 1504 01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:39,880 -[宋夫人]阿福 回去拿信 -[阿福]哦 1505 01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,840 你這狗官 這個仇我不報 我是烏龜 1506 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,680 好 本官就給你個機會 1507 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,800 打完你之後 就押你遊街 1508 01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:50,520 不然你這烏龜不是白做了嗎？ 1509 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,960 師爺 打夠一百下就叫醒我呀！ 1510 01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:54,560 -[師爺]是 大人 -[宋世傑][痛呼聲] 1511 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,280 [杖擊聲] 1512 01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:58,720 何汝大 1513 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,760 [宋世傑] 小心那五千兩你無福消受呀！ 1514 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,640 你神經病 什麼五千兩？ 1515 01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,800 有五千兩 我還用當官 你真是 1516 01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:06,880 -就算有 官你也要做呀！ -[何大人][驚叫] 1517 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,040 就是現在沒有才要做呀！ 1518 01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:09,000 -我收下了 -[何大人][驚叫] 1519 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:13,200 收了 老婆你收了什麼五千兩？ 1520 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:14,920 -布政司的五千兩 -[何大人][驚叫] 1521 01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:18,040 你真是的 那五千兩 怎麼可以收的？ 1522 01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:20,440 慢著 他怎會知道那五千兩的事？ 1523 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,680 別管那麼多 把他放了不就是了嗎？ 1524 01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:24,720 不行…現在把他放了 1525 01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:26,040 豈不是不打自招 1526 01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:29,240 既然已經判了 就堅持到底 1527 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:30,520 找到那封信沒有？ 1528 01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:33,200 沒有呀！我整個房子都找了 就是沒找著 1529 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:40,080 [奶媽][笑聲] 1530 01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:42,960 大少奶奶 糟了 1531 01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,560 大少爺被抓去遊街了 1532 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,400 宋夫人… 算了…我不告了 1533 01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:54,040 -一句話 去還是不去？ -我… 1534 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:55,240 走開！ 1535 01:04:58,160 --> 01:04:59,280 [路人][低低的驚呼] 1536 01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:01,400 [奶媽、阿福][哭聲] 1537 01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:13,480 大少爺 1538 01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,080 到這裡來幹嘛？快點走 1539 01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,120 餵…等等我 1540 01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:25,200 [破窗而出的巨響] 1541 01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:26,520 需要帶大批人馬來嗎？ 1542 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:28,680 [激昂熱血的音樂] 1543 01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:32,120 啊？ 1544 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,400 [混亂的聲音] 1545 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:38,120 幫我頂住 1546 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,480 明槍易擋 1547 01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:45,120 暗箭難防 1548 01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:54,640 [刀劍相擊聲] 1549 01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:57,800 [眾蒙面人]峨嵋劍法 1550 01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:03,840 [奶媽]去死 你 1551 01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:05,400 [重擊聲] 1552 01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:06,440 [蒙面人]啊？ 1553 01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,360 老娘打死你 去死啊你 1554 01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,760 這個水袋跟我幾十年 你竟然打爆它 1555 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,360 哎、哎、哎呦 1556 01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:37,640 [打鬥聲] 1557 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:43,520 老婆 你沒事吧！ 1558 01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:50,760 [宋夫人][呻吟聲] 1559 01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:52,360 老婆 1560 01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:54,440 老公呀！ 1561 01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:01,880 [楊秀珍]哎呦！ 1562 01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:05,280 [宋夫人][呻吟聲] 1563 01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:07,840 [阿福][慘叫聲] 1564 01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:10,040 [宋夫人][呻吟聲] 1565 01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:11,920 老婆 你是不是要生了？ 1566 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:18,400 [奶媽]哎呀 救命啊 1567 01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:21,000 [楊青][發力的呼喝聲] 1568 01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:25,680 帶宋世傑走 1569 01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:27,160 楊兄 [嬰兒的哭聲] 1570 01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:31,960 大禍了 走 1571 01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,320 -老婆 你不要嚇我 -現在嗎？ 1572 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:43,280 你在這裡 1573 01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:44,360 [楊秀珍]生小孩呀！ 1574 01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,840 [奶媽]來 少奶奶 1575 01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:54,760 [喊殺聲] 1576 01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:00,280 保護犯人回去 他死了你們就沒命 1577 01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:04,640 退後 全部退後 1578 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:07,600 用力 就快了 1579 01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:10,040 [楊秀珍]快點用點力 1580 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:11,400 [奶媽]快了 1581 01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:13,560 [男聲]退後 1582 01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,560 老公呀 1583 01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:16,920 [嬰兒啼哭聲] 1584 01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:18,200 老婆 1585 01:08:18,279 --> 01:08:19,840 [嬰兒啼哭聲] 1586 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:24,479 生了沒？小孩子生出來了沒有 1587 01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:27,800 大少爺 大少奶奶生了 1588 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:29,439 奶媽 生出來的兒子 有沒有小雞雞？ 1589 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,800 沒有小雞雞的 1590 01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:32,800 啊？ 1591 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,439 你進來幹什麼？ 1592 01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:40,760 喝喜酒 1593 01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:42,840 喝喜酒？這裡不是來探監 1594 01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,640 就是來坐牢 喝什麼喜酒？ 1595 01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,720 不要理他 搞不出什麼花樣來的 1596 01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:50,760 宋狀師 你的犧牲實在太大了 1597 01:08:51,319 --> 01:08:52,279 那還用說 1598 01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:55,600 我現在只想求老天爺 1599 01:08:56,399 --> 01:08:58,319 把我兒子的小雞雞還給我 1600 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:01,479 [哽咽] 1601 01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:03,279 女孩要個小雞雞幹什麼？ 1602 01:09:03,359 --> 01:09:04,640 啊？ 1603 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:05,880 你說什麼？ 1604 01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,160 你再說一次 1605 01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:11,319 我老婆生了個女的 1606 01:09:11,399 --> 01:09:12,479 是呀！ 1607 01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:13,439 [鬆口氣] 1608 01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:15,840 老天爺總算給我宋世傑幾分薄面 1609 01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:17,240 我能幫你什麼忙呢？ 1610 01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:18,200 劫獄 1611 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:19,840 犯法的事我不做 1612 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:22,479 賤人 你不犯法 1613 01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:24,800 楊秀珍的二哥怎麼死的？ 1614 01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,040 那是意外 這把扇的主人 1615 01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:28,120 可以幫我證明 1616 01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:30,720 [宋世傑]欺人如欺天 無自欺也 1617 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,000 負民即負我 何忍負之 1618 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,720 啊？是他！ 1619 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,040 這次我們有救了 1620 01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:37,080 -他是什麼人？ -都是賤人 1621 01:09:37,319 --> 01:09:38,240 也是賤人？ 1622 01:09:38,319 --> 01:09:39,800 他是官 所以賤 1623 01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:40,880 但是賤得很正直 1624 01:09:41,279 --> 01:09:43,439 他從來不收黑錢 弄得老婆離家出走 1625 01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:44,680 從此寄情工作 1626 01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,040 一年之內連升四級 1627 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:47,960 現已貴為八府巡按 1628 01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:48,960 那就有得救了 1629 01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:50,359 我們該怎麼做呢？ 1630 01:09:50,439 --> 01:09:51,680 不是我們 是你 1631 01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:53,760 你現在馬上攔轎告狀 1632 01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:56,600 為了正義要犧牲 1633 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,280 我想你應該不會有問題吧？ 1634 01:09:58,360 --> 01:09:59,720 這點絕對沒問題 1635 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:00,920 那就行了 1636 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,040 [楊青][痛呼聲] 1637 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:07,600 謝謝 1638 01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:10,640 這把扇子一定要交到他手上 一路小心 1639 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,240 但是你現在處境很危險 1640 01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:13,800 不怕 1641 01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:15,160 這裡守衛深嚴 1642 01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:16,440 閒雜人等不是隨便說一句話 1643 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:17,680 就可以進得來的 1644 01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:18,960 你能夠來到這裡 1645 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:20,280 相信你已經想盡辦法 1646 01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:21,640 歷盡千辛萬苦的 1647 01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:23,840 可是我剛進來只隨便說一句 喝喜酒的 1648 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,360 好了…我知道你很棒 1649 01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:26,520 別那麼囉嗦了 1650 01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:28,040 我們要以大事為重 去吧 1651 01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:29,720 好 告辭了 1652 01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:35,040 [笑聲] 1653 01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:36,480 [獄卒一]幹什麼？ 1654 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,280 探監嘛！ [捏著喉嚨裝女人聲音] 1655 01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:52,680 -[男聲]去死 -[宋世傑][驚叫] 1656 01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:54,200 [宋世傑][慘叫] 1657 01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:57,680 他怎麼會那麼倒楣？ 1658 01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,400 倒楣到遊街被追殺 1659 01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:02,400 要是他死了 那就不得了 1660 01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:04,080 如果他死了 大人擔當不起 1661 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:05,120 我不知道嗎？ 1662 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:09,560 [何大人][驚叫] 1663 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:10,520 [飛鏢破空聲] 1664 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:11,880 幹什麼？ 1665 01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,160 [低沉的音樂] 1666 01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:14,800 -幹什麼？ -還不快追 1667 01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:16,560 人都跑了 現在才去追 1668 01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:17,880 追不出什麼花樣的 1669 01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:18,880 [兩獄卒]追 1670 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:25,000 他暈過去了 快點救醒他 1671 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:35,960 宋世傑 你沒事吧！ 1672 01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:38,440 -沒事走兩步給本官看看 -哦 1673 01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:43,320 餵…你到底在幹嘛？ 1674 01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:46,720 是你叫我走兩步給你看 1675 01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:48,320 那你拍兩下手掌給我看看 1676 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:49,280 好呀！ 1677 01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:54,320 你拍兩下手掌給我看看 1678 01:11:55,480 --> 01:11:57,120 什麼事那麼開心要拍手？ 1679 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:58,480 你媽有喜了 1680 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,600 [何大人畫外音]難道他真的瘋了 1681 01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,440 [男聲]宋世傑瘋了 1682 01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:06,520 宋世傑他瘋了 1683 01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:07,720 宋世傑瘋了 1684 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,480 宋世傑在牢裡面瘋了 1685 01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:11,160 [眾人][議論紛紛] 1686 01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:16,800 -站住 -坐下 1687 01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:19,440 餵 你在玩什麼？ 1688 01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:20,960 [何大人]宋世傑抬頭看看 1689 01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:23,480 認不認得手抱嬰孩這個女子？ 1690 01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:26,520 不認得 1691 01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:28,320 真的不認得嗎？ 1692 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:29,920 -[宋夫人]抱著 -[何大人]好啊 1693 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,680 [何大人]混帳… 1694 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:35,120 餵 老公 人家都說你瘋了 1695 01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:36,360 到底是玩真的還是假的？ 1696 01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:37,640 你在玩什麼花樣？ 1697 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:39,320 你到底是誰？你幹嘛倒著講話 1698 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:40,280 你這麼沒禮貌 1699 01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:41,520 來人呀 拖出去打 1700 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,000 哼 我看你能夠撐多久 1701 01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,600 你還真挺得住 1702 01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,200 我再踢… [嬰兒啼哭聲] 1703 01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:52,160 [何夫人]給我 1704 01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:53,680 幹嘛搶我的女兒？還我 1705 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:55,520 不要吵 本官自有分寸 1706 01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:57,640 宋世傑 現在這兩位女子 1707 01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:59,080 都自認是這個嬰孩的母親 1708 01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:00,280 你認為該怎麼處理呢？ 1709 01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,080 幹嘛問我？想耍我 1710 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:03,120 那倒不是 1711 01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:04,800 本官想問你個人的意見 1712 01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:06,320 好讓本官參詳一下 1713 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,480 我可是警告你 別拿我的女兒來玩 1714 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:11,040 爭什麼爭？把她砍成兩段 一人給一段不就成了 1715 01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:12,080 [驚嚇聲] 1716 01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:13,520 我把你踢瘋了 女兒你也有份 1717 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:14,600 你也有份 1718 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,360 我也有份？那就砍成三段 1719 01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:17,320 我要中間那段 1720 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,280 -大鬍子 你有沒有份？ -有呀！ 1721 01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:20,840 -關你屁事 -師爺 1722 01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:21,800 在 1723 01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:24,560 宋世傑 現在把小孩分成四段 1724 01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:25,720 分得公道 1725 01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:26,760 [宋世傑]好 1726 01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:34,000 [宋世傑]砍… 1727 01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:40,440 老公 你真的瘋了 1728 01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:44,240 你砍的是你的女兒 1729 01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:46,440 剛剛說要砍 現在又不砍 1730 01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:47,880 你們真的很無聊 瘋子 1731 01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,640 [何大人]宋世傑 1732 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:51,600 想不到你一輩子聰明 1733 01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:53,600 竟然弄得如此的下場 1734 01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:56,680 就算把你關在牢裡也沒什麼意思 1735 01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:59,240 本官下令 限你三天內 1736 01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:00,400 全家離開本縣 1737 01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:02,000 所有家產充公 1738 01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:05,880 [衙差]走開… 1739 01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:09,400 我就算砍不死你 1740 01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:10,880 現在把你給弄瘋了 1741 01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:12,960 看你拿什麼來告我們 1742 01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:17,120 讓開… 1743 01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:38,000 大少奶奶 1744 01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:43,240 餵… 1745 01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:44,640 除了你身上的東西之外 1746 01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:45,680 所有的東西都不准帶走 1747 01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:47,120 你幹嘛那麼囂張！你 1748 01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:48,400 [奶媽]哎呦 發釵掉了 1749 01:14:48,480 --> 01:14:50,960 聽好 你身上再有東西掉下來 1750 01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:52,120 我們還封 1751 01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:00,000 好端端的一個人 1752 01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,320 怎麼會變成這個樣子 1753 01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:04,520 不管他變什麼樣子 1754 01:15:05,440 --> 01:15:06,680 他還是我的老公 1755 01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:13,640 -老公 -不要吵 1756 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:16,200 我們走 1757 01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:17,320 [眾人]是… 1758 01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:23,600 大少奶奶 你沒事吧！ 1759 01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:25,960 沒事 1760 01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:27,920 我只是剛剛想起來 1761 01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:30,080 我們結婚十多年了 1762 01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:32,800 他從來都沒有跟我說過我愛你 1763 01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:36,160 老婆 對不起 我愛你 1764 01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:37,760 -又來了… -讓我把你打暈 1765 01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:39,080 打你個死人頭 1766 01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:40,560 他是裝瘋的 快點過來幫忙 1767 01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:41,680 [宋世傑]快點 1768 01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:43,840 [嬰兒啼哭聲] 1769 01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:46,560 我的女兒 1770 01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:47,560 大少爺 1771 01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:49,240 -讓我抱抱…快點 -來呀… 1772 01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:52,880 你看她比奶媽還大 1773 01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:54,800 再看看 1774 01:15:57,200 --> 01:16:01,040 少了一個小雞雞 換回一個雞套子 [嬰兒啼哭聲] 1775 01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:03,840 你看她多可愛 1776 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:05,640 [親吻聲] 1777 01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:08,440 我說大少爺 你裝瘋裝得真像 1778 01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:09,880 連我都讓你騙了 真厲害 1779 01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:11,720 連你都騙不了 不如去跳海 1780 01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:14,480 在裡面不裝瘋 死得才難看 1781 01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:17,320 不過這次我沒事 就該他們死了 1782 01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:18,640 老婆 1783 01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:21,520 -你看 -是信呀！ 1784 01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:22,840 怎麼會在你那裡呢？ 1785 01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:24,120 [宋世傑]這封信一直在我身上 1786 01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:25,880 那天為什麼不交給何知縣 1787 01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:29,200 何知縣？那天在公堂上 數他的官最大 1788 01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:31,000 要是把信拿出來 他都會把牠吃了 1789 01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:34,200 哼 其實我在等一個機會 1790 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,800 我要在八府巡守面前 1791 01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:39,680 把這些狗官的烏紗帽給摘了 1792 01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:43,280 [悠長的鑼聲] 1793 01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:54,880 [楊青][呼喝聲] 1794 01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:56,520 大人 伸冤 1795 01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:00,040 大膽刁民 居然擋著巡按大人去路 1796 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,320 不管什麼冤情 先打三十大板 1797 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:03,920 有沒有搞錯？伸冤要挨板子 1798 01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:29,520 原來是你 1799 01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:33,160 [巡按大人]官官相衛 1800 01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:36,240 大人 宋世傑出名口才了得 1801 01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:38,280 顛倒是非 誣告他人 1802 01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:40,880 他還裝瘋欺騙本官 1803 01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:43,800 你是堂堂一位知縣 1804 01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:45,720 怎麼可以讓一個秀才在這裡放肆 1805 01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:47,600 大人 我區區一名知縣 1806 01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:49,080 他怎麼會放在眼內 1807 01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:50,880 他還四處散播謠言說就算大人… 1808 01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:54,360 我就直說了吧！ 1809 01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:57,240 他說就算大人加上我們三個 1810 01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:58,520 也不是他的對手呀！ 1811 01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:00,840 混帳 區區一個秀才 1812 01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:01,960 難道會難倒我們？ 1813 01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:03,400 不是呀 布政司大人 1814 01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:05,120 外面有很多人下重註 1815 01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:07,040 [何大人]說宋世傑 一定會打贏這場官司 1816 01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:12,800 好 我倒要看看這個宋世傑 1817 01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:14,120 有多大本事 1818 01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:15,520 [水火棍敲擊地面的聲音] 1819 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:22,800 [眾衙役]威武… 1820 01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:25,520 [肅穆的鼓聲] 1821 01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,600 [驚堂木聲] 1822 01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:35,200 傳宋世傑及有關人等 1823 01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:40,160 [人群熱烈的歡迎聲] 1824 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:43,240 [宋世傑][笑聲] 1825 01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:50,880 謝謝 1826 01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:56,440 請簽個名字吧！ 1827 01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:59,840 哇 這麼捧場呀 1828 01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:13,360 巡按大人 1829 01:19:13,440 --> 01:19:15,600 宋世傑 本官提醒你 1830 01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:17,400 你已經不是秀才身分了 1831 01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:19,800 沒錯 見到巡按大人還不下跪 1832 01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:22,360 宋世傑 你明明是藐視王法 1833 01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:25,160 既然幾位大人這麼注重門面功夫 1834 01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:27,200 我跪也無妨呀！ 1835 01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:29,160 混帳 尊重朝廷命官 1836 01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:30,840 哪得算是門面功夫？ 1837 01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:33,720 尊不尊重是在心裡頭 1838 01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:35,480 不是在膝蓋上面 1839 01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:37,320 你說是嗎？大人 1840 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:38,480 [何、田、楊三人]宋世傑… 1841 01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:41,560 宋世傑 本官準你不跪 1842 01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:43,400 謝大人 1843 01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:49,560 姚田氏夫婦是怎麼樣 謀害楊秀珍的丈夫的？ 1844 01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:52,520 何大人 楊秀珍老公是怎麼死的？ 1845 01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:53,960 楊秀… 1846 01:19:54,440 --> 01:19:59,120 大人 楊秀珍的丈夫是被楊秀珍 氣到吐血而死的 1847 01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:00,680 巡按大人 你都聽到了 1848 01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:02,480 傳陳二 1849 01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:03,640 [男聲]傳陳二 1850 01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:05,000 [圍觀者][竊竊私語] 1851 01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:09,160 告訴幾位大人 1852 01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:10,240 你是何人？ 1853 01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:11,560 [陳二]山西的仵作 大人 1854 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:14,640 請問楊秀珍的丈夫 是怎麼死的？ 1855 01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:16,000 驗過骨頭全黑 1856 01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:17,960 是死於劇毒 大人 1857 01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:19,400 [姚田氏夫婦][吸冷氣] 1858 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,240 死於什麼？請大聲再說一遍 1859 01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:24,240 死於劇毒… [提高聲音喊] 1860 01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:25,920 [楊秀珍][痛哭] 1861 01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:29,600 你們兩個好狠毒 害死我丈夫 1862 01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:32,720 你不要哭了 你就會哭 1863 01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:34,720 下毒的也有可能是你 1864 01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:36,920 [何、田、楊三人] 是 下毒的可能是你… 1865 01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:40,160 是呀！要是這樣 你就倒楣 1866 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,640 -我？ -關你屁事 你… 1867 01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:44,600 山西知縣 在你管轄之內 1868 01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:46,880 有人死於非命 你居然不聞不問 1869 01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:49,040 這個過失你要負全部責任 1870 01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:50,560 -[楊知縣][語塞] -死定了… 1871 01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:52,080 不過你也不用怕成這個樣子 1872 01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:55,640 兇手不是你 是姚田氏夫婦 1873 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,880 [姚田氏夫婦]大人 冤枉… 1874 01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:00,080 沒有冤枉 既然證實姚二 1875 01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,320 是死於劇毒 你居然說 1876 01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:04,000 他是被老婆氣得吐血而死 1877 01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:05,840 如果不是作賊心虛 為何要說謊 1878 01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:07,480 我怎麼知道他是氣得吐血死 1879 01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:09,240 還是中毒吐血死呀！ 1880 01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:10,760 分明狡辯 1881 01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:12,160 大人明鑑 1882 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,920 [巡按大人]就算姚二是中毒而死 1883 01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:19,040 但是也有沒有證據證明 是姚田氏夫婦所幹 1884 01:21:19,120 --> 01:21:20,040 [何大人]不錯呀！ 1885 01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:22,000 [宋世傑]說得也對 1886 01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:23,480 傳證人小梅 1887 01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:25,920 [男聲]傳證人小梅 1888 01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:27,480 我來了 1889 01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:30,840 小梅叩見各位大人 1890 01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:32,240 小梅 1891 01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:33,360 你就是小梅 1892 01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:36,320 命案發生以後 你上哪去了？ 1893 01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:38,280 大人 自從二少奶奶 1894 01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:40,920 無故失蹤之後 我就回到鄉下了 1895 01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:42,920 但是當時你在現場 1896 01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:44,000 將實情說出來 1897 01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:47,120 沒有…當時我不在現場 1898 01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:48,760 怎麼可以這麼說呢？ 1899 01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:50,320 當時是你告訴我 1900 01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:52,800 是他們兩個下毒害死我老公的 1901 01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:53,960 你還叫我趕快走 1902 01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:55,760 現在為什麼要這麼說嘛？ 1903 01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:57,360 我哪裡有呀 1904 01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:03,320 -還有… -夠了 1905 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:05,720 辛苦你了 你可以回去休息了 1906 01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:06,680 大人… 1907 01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:09,200 宋世傑 現在還輪不到你 1908 01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:11,720 小梅 繼續說 1909 01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:14,280 我是二少奶奶的貼身丫頭 1910 01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:16,520 二少奶奶平常就好兇 1911 01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:18,040 整天欺負二少爺 1912 01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:20,120 還一拳一拳的打他 1913 01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:21,480 你… [痛哭] 1914 01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:23,480 有時候 她還會叫一些 1915 01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:25,200 不三不四的人回來 1916 01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:28,280 事發當日 小梅不在場 1917 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:29,440 [小梅]但是在前一天 1918 01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:33,000 [小梅]我聽見她跟二少爺 在房裡面吵得好厲害 1919 01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:35,680 第二天 二少爺他就死了 1920 01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:37,760 宋世傑 你還有什麼話說？ 1921 01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:39,960 沒有 1922 01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:43,040 大人 現在真相大白 1923 01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:45,160 明明是楊秀珍謀殺親夫 1924 01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:46,960 宋世傑誣告他人 1925 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:50,520 宋狀師 你該不會只有這麼兩招的 1926 01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:53,000 大人果然英明 又被你說中 1927 01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:55,040 這裡有一封信 1928 01:22:55,120 --> 01:22:56,360 是在事發之後 1929 01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:59,000 山西布政寫信給何汝大人 1930 01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:00,560 無意中被我取得 1931 01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:01,760 我照樣抄了一份 1932 01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,240 那封信的內容呢？ 1933 01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:08,160 內容精彩絕倫 拍案叫絕 1934 01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:10,120 山西布政為了包庇親妹 1935 01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:12,160 謀財害命 用五千兩銀子 1936 01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:14,160 收買何汝大 叫他對這件事 1937 01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:15,440 睜一隻眼 閉一隻眼 1938 01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:18,200 大人 信是收了一封 1939 01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:19,960 只不過布政大人寫給小人的信 1940 01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:20,960 說的是這件案的實情 1941 01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:23,000 同時叫我秉公辦理而已 1942 01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:27,320 -現在那封信呢？ -不見了 1943 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:28,560 那就看這一封吧！ 1944 01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:29,680 慢著 1945 01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:31,600 剛才你說信是抄回來的 1946 01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:33,040 那你怎麼寫都行 1947 01:23:33,480 --> 01:23:36,800 我抄回來那封已轉交給何大人了 1948 01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:39,120 現在我手上這一封才是真跡 1949 01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:41,520 也是由你說 1950 01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:42,760 這封信是真是假 1951 01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:43,720 根本無從稽考 1952 01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:44,800 對字跡 大人 1953 01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:46,440 -對 -慢著 1954 01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:47,840 -你想怎麼樣？ -哼 1955 01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:50,360 根據大清律例 凡偷看公文者 1956 01:23:50,440 --> 01:23:51,880 要挖去雙眼 是不是大人？ 1957 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:53,000 是 1958 01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:55,680 大清律例的確有這條 1959 01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:58,760 宋世傑 你真的偷看公文的話 1960 01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:00,120 就得先挖去雙眼 1961 01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:02,080 如果你肯自挖雙眼 1962 01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:03,560 我們就相信這封信是真的 1963 01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:05,280 非常合情合理 1964 01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:07,840 請問巡按大人 你說對嗎？ 1965 01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:09,200 -[巡按大人]對 -[其餘三人]挖 1966 01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:14,360 請問大人 挖別的地方行嗎？ 1967 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:16,800 大膽 本府面前不得放肆 1968 01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:18,360 刑具伺候 1969 01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:25,840 別玩了 挖不挖？ 1970 01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:37,240 不挖 1971 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,720 混帳 不挖就是誣告他人 1972 01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:42,360 侮辱朝廷命官大人 1973 01:24:42,440 --> 01:24:45,000 根據大清律例 該怎麼辦？ 1974 01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:46,400 應該割掉舌頭 1975 01:24:46,480 --> 01:24:47,840 [何大人]刑具伺候 1976 01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:52,880 宋世傑 要不要挖掉雙眼 1977 01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:55,440 不割舌頭 任選一樣 不能選第三樣 1978 01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:03,560 老公 1979 01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:05,280 [驚堂木聲] 1980 01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:06,600 用刑 1981 01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:09,880 -慢著 -是誰說慢著？ 1982 01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:11,040 -我 -什麼事？ 1983 01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:12,520 -有人拉屎 -誰呀？ 1984 01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:14,920 我…的女兒拉屎 1985 01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:17,360 大人 請準許我幫我的女兒換尿片 1986 01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:18,960 混帳 公堂之上 1987 01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:20,800 怎麼可以做這種事 你… 1988 01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:23,440 [放屁聲] 1989 01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:25,440 [宋氏夫婦]喔 何大人放屁… 1990 01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:28,200 公堂之上 只準州官放屁 1991 01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:29,840 不準百姓拉屎 1992 01:25:30,320 --> 01:25:31,880 你們說這有什麼王法嗎？說說看 1993 01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:34,560 -還有什麼王法 -[男聲]對呀…還那麼大聲 1994 01:25:36,520 --> 01:25:37,600 好…換吧！ … 1995 01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:40,120 謝大人 怎麼樣… 1996 01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:42,400 真麻煩 你幹嘛生個女的 1997 01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:43,840 女的特別喜歡拉屎 1998 01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:45,920 你還敢賴我 自己不多做點好事 1999 01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:47,720 生了十幾個兒子都死掉 2000 01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:50,600 我還不做好事 三八 全都怪你 2001 01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:51,760 -我沒有 -什麼沒有？ 2002 01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:54,200 我還沒講 一切都是你 你只會哭 2003 01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:56,840 我忍你很久了 哭得我老婆心都軟了 2004 01:25:56,920 --> 01:25:58,960 要我幫你辦搞這個案子 才弄出這禍來 我告訴你 2005 01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:00,480 -我真沒有 -不要吵 2006 01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:01,840 現在最無辜的是我 2007 01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:04,960 幫忙 幫我把尿布丟掉 2008 01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:08,080 搞什麼？有沒有人肯幫忙一下？ 2009 01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:11,080 公堂之上 不得胡鬧 2010 01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:12,920 [放屁聲] 2011 01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:14,680 又是誰呀？ 2012 01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:16,560 [眾人]還有誰呀？ 2013 01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:18,960 我… 2014 01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:21,200 何大人 你是讀書人 2015 01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:23,120 公堂之上 你檢點一點！ 2016 01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:26,000 我…算了… 2017 01:26:31,320 --> 01:26:33,320 -小心啊 -乖…不要哭 2018 01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:48,160 [嬰兒啼哭聲] 2019 01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:53,360 老婆 過來 2020 01:26:53,440 --> 01:26:54,400 嗯 2021 01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:56,880 怎麼會有一錠官銀呢？ 2022 01:26:56,960 --> 01:26:58,320 何大人的 2023 01:26:58,400 --> 01:26:59,520 我的銀兩為什麼擺你那兒 2024 01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:00,880 何大人的官銀 2025 01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:02,320 為什麼會在你身上呢？ 2026 01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:05,360 當然不會平白無辜的 你不要問 2027 01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:06,720 給講出來 2028 01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:07,720 不能講 2029 01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:08,720 現在有什麼不能講呀！ 2030 01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:09,880 不能講 2031 01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:11,080 你我心裡有數就成了嘛！ 2032 01:27:11,320 --> 01:27:13,040 你…你敢勾引我老婆 2033 01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:14,040 我… 2034 01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:15,240 好呀 你這個老不死 2035 01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:16,840 -勾引人家老婆 還說沒 -我…我沒有 2036 01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:18,240 蕩婦 你快從實招來 2037 01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:19,240 不然我浸你豬籠 2038 01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:22,200 講就講嘛！何知縣買房子 我是中間人 這是佣金 2039 01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:23,360 我什麼時候買房子？ 2040 01:27:23,440 --> 01:27:24,720 誰說沒有 村口花旦黃呀！ 2041 01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:26,320 花旦黃？專愛搞女人的花旦黃 2042 01:27:26,480 --> 01:27:27,360 何大人怎麼會認識？ 2043 01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:28,880 何大人不認識 何夫人她買的 2044 01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:30,920 你跟花旦黃買房子 2045 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:31,920 我？我沒有呀 老爺 2046 01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:33,280 你們女人真是沒有良心 2047 01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:34,640 何大人日夜辛苦工作 2048 01:27:34,720 --> 01:27:36,200 賺得不多 你拿去貼小白臉 2049 01:27:36,360 --> 01:27:37,320 你…你真是的 2050 01:27:37,400 --> 01:27:38,320 -沒有啊 -房子買多少錢？ 2051 01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:39,440 買了五千兩 2052 01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:41,400 你居然拿五千兩去倒貼男人 2053 01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:43,240 你不要聽他 我哪來的五千兩？ 2054 01:27:43,320 --> 01:27:44,280 你沒有五千兩 2055 01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:46,920 那五千兩連我都不敢收 2056 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,280 你居然拿去倒貼男人 2057 01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:50,120 那五千兩我一分錢也沒花 2058 01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:51,360 你說謊 2059 01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:53,840 山西布政司的五千兩你沒用過 怎麼會在我老婆身上？ 2060 01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:55,640 你有病 山西布政司的五千兩還在我家裡 2061 01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:59,000 [宋氏夫婦] 山西布政的五千兩在她家裡 2062 01:28:06,520 --> 01:28:07,920 何夫人 煩惱你了 2063 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:09,000 你可以回去睡覺了 2064 01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:12,920 [宋世傑]巡按大人 2065 01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,960 相信剛剛你都聽得很清楚了吧！ 2066 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:17,720 宋世傑 就算我送五千兩銀子給何知縣 2067 01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:19,320 你也不能告我行賄 2068 01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:20,960 我喜歡送錢給他花不行嗎？ 2069 01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:23,800 是不是賄賂有信為證 2070 01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:25,080 你還敢提那封信 2071 01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:27,840 剛才你故意狡詐 叉開話題 2072 01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:29,600 差點忘了你偷看公文 2073 01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:31,720 理應挖眼割舌 來人 行刑 2074 01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:33,560 挖你的頭 割你個屁股 2075 01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:37,120 我哪有偷看過公文 2076 01:28:37,920 --> 01:28:39,360 剛剛這一封 根本不是公文 2077 01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:41,560 只不過是白紙一張 2078 01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:43,640 我在撒謊呀！大人 2079 01:28:44,200 --> 01:28:45,440 [吸冷氣] 2080 01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:48,520 鬥膽 公堂之上 亂講大話 2081 01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:50,560 對 公堂之上 亂講大話 2082 01:28:50,640 --> 01:28:52,760 根據大清律例 理應掌嘴五十 2083 01:28:52,840 --> 01:28:54,560 非常樂意接受懲罰 2084 01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:57,120 多送二下給你也沒問題 2085 01:28:57,200 --> 01:28:59,560 不過 真的那封公文 2086 01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:01,280 當時我偷了放在這裡 2087 01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:03,280 但我沒看過 所以不用挖眼 2088 01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:06,240 那你就是盜…盜… [結巴] 2089 01:29:06,320 --> 01:29:09,120 鎮…定…盜竊公文 2090 01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:10,560 根據大清律例 2091 01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:12,640 理應重打一百 充軍五年 2092 01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:15,960 宋世傑爛命一條 早就料到 2093 01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:17,560 你沒有看過那封信 2094 01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:19,240 你怎麼可以一口咬定說我… 2095 01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:21,120 ]行賄呢？ 2096 01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:25,480 說呀！還不快說 2097 01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:27,880 贏了… 2098 01:29:29,440 --> 01:29:30,520 [田大人]哼 2099 01:29:31,280 --> 01:29:34,280 實不相瞞 小弟是假設 2100 01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:37,120 請問大人 在公堂之上 2101 01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:38,840 假設一下 根據大清律例 2102 01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:40,200 應該判什麼罪呢？ 2103 01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:41,880 假設… 2104 01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:43,440 沒有罪 2105 01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:46,280 真是幸運 2106 01:29:46,360 --> 01:29:48,560 不過 其他罪名小弟願意承擔 2107 01:29:48,720 --> 01:29:51,040 但是這時候 田大人 2108 01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:52,680 應該為自己澄清一下 2109 01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:55,440 不如就把這封信大聲的念出來 2110 01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:57,120 要是我假設錯誤 2111 01:29:57,280 --> 01:29:58,760 那就是有損幾位大人的清白 2112 01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:00,560 實在罪該死 2113 01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:02,440 小弟願意連同妻子女兒 2114 01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:03,880 家丁奶媽人頭落地 2115 01:30:03,960 --> 01:30:05,000 是 2116 01:30:05,080 --> 01:30:06,240 -有請田大人 -啊 2117 01:30:06,320 --> 01:30:08,360 快念 餵… 2118 01:30:08,440 --> 01:30:10,080 害什麼羞？念呀！ 2119 01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:12,400 那由何大人代勞吧！ 2120 01:30:12,480 --> 01:30:13,400 弄掉了 我先撿一下 2121 01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:15,000 -那我等你好了 -我要花很多時間 2122 01:30:15,080 --> 01:30:16,480 又掉了 撿起來 2123 01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:18,720 坐下 看你這個樣子 2124 01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:20,200 就知道你不識字 2125 01:30:20,280 --> 01:30:21,480 既然沒有人肯念 2126 01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:23,160 大人 你最公證嚴明 2127 01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:24,320 只能請你給代勞了 2128 01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,840 -[宋世傑]不用撿了 收工了 -再撿一次… 2129 01:30:35,720 --> 01:30:39,920 各位同僚 我該念還是不該念？ 2130 01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:46,760 我看等一下再念好了 2131 01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:49,040 對 等一下再念也好 2132 01:30:49,600 --> 01:30:51,000 不如不要念好了 [笑聲] 2133 01:30:51,080 --> 01:30:52,000 [眾官員]好… 2134 01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:53,080 呸！ 2135 01:30:53,520 --> 01:30:54,600 宋世傑 你想怎麼樣？ 2136 01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:56,360 吐痰兼告官 2137 01:30:58,680 --> 01:30:59,640 哼 2138 01:30:59,800 --> 01:31:02,160 先告你山西知縣 在你管轄之內 2139 01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:03,920 有人死於非命 你視若無睹 失職 2140 01:31:04,080 --> 01:31:05,000 哎呀 2141 01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:06,440 再告你山西布政 2142 01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:07,560 縱妹行兇 知法犯法 2143 01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:09,640 三告廣州知縣何汝大 2144 01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:11,280 貪贓物 陷害忠良 2145 01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:12,560 沒事還亂放屁 2146 01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:15,200 順便連你一塊告 2147 01:31:15,280 --> 01:31:16,200 我？ 2148 01:31:16,280 --> 01:31:18,760 不能告嗎？你身為八府巡按 2149 01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:20,760 縱容屬下 辦事糊塗 2150 01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:22,600 枉你自問清如水 明如鏡 2151 01:31:22,680 --> 01:31:24,560 浪得虛名 搞得民不聊生 2152 01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:28,600 怨聲載道 要是我告上朝廷 2153 01:31:28,920 --> 01:31:30,400 包你抄家滅族 2154 01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:32,880 [眾人][議論紛紛] 2155 01:31:34,040 --> 01:31:35,360 [抽泣] 2156 01:31:44,160 --> 01:31:45,160 退堂 2157 01:31:47,680 --> 01:31:49,040 舒不舒服呀？宋夫人 2158 01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:50,800 -還不錯！ -哦 2159 01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:52,120 -這邊 -好… 2160 01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:55,520 -宋先生 舒不舒服？ -嗯 2161 01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:56,560 給我… 2162 01:31:56,880 --> 01:31:58,080 還有什麼不滿意的嗎？ 宋先生 2163 01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:01,040 你妹妹殺了人呀！ 2164 01:32:01,320 --> 01:32:03,120 砍了她 他媽的 沒人性的 2165 01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:05,120 留在世上沒什麼用 是不是？ 2166 01:32:05,240 --> 01:32:06,480 是… 2167 01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:07,480 宋先生 2168 01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:09,400 -那我們幾個怎麼辦呢？ -是… 2169 01:32:11,080 --> 01:32:13,040 [何大人] 宋先生 那我們幾個怎麼辦？ 2170 01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:14,840 都砍了吧！ 2171 01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:16,280 宋先生 2172 01:32:16,360 --> 01:32:18,560 何大人 你站得這麼高 2173 01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:20,240 我怎麼能聽到你說話呢？ 2174 01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:24,520 宋先生 現在你已經恢復功名了 2175 01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:26,800 -況且我們罪不致死 -是呀… 2176 01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:28,960 幹嘛問我 我怎麼知道 2177 01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:31,000 我又不是什麼人 去問官老爺啊 2178 01:32:31,360 --> 01:32:32,520 -大人… -大人… 2179 01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:35,360 那就革職查辦 你看怎麼樣？ 2180 01:32:35,440 --> 01:32:36,440 是啊！ 2181 01:32:36,720 --> 01:32:37,640 隨便！ 2182 01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:39,720 [三人]謝謝… 2183 01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:40,960 至於本官… 2184 01:32:41,120 --> 01:32:44,080 你想講什麼 得照規矩來才行 2185 01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:47,360 照規矩 這裡有個位置 這給你 2186 01:32:49,720 --> 01:32:52,400 你認為我該怎麼辦呢？宋先生 2187 01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:56,080 你們已經照足了規矩 這麼乖 2188 01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:57,280 不會告你們了 2189 01:32:57,440 --> 01:32:58,440 [眾人]是… 2190 01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:03,960 [五人][笑聲] 2191 01:33:04,800 --> 01:33:06,680 -老婆 我們走了 -好 2192 01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:15,840 老婆 這一群是什麼人？ 2193 01:33:16,360 --> 01:33:17,400 官啊 2194 01:33:17,880 --> 01:33:19,680 哇！官呀！ 2195 01:33:21,960 --> 01:33:23,280 真是了不起 2196 01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:25,120 [宋世傑][大笑] 2197 01:33:35,520 --> 01:33:37,640 老公 幸運當年我叫你 2198 01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:40,240 幫楊秀珍打那場官司 2199 01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:42,960 現在就不怕兒子沒有小雞雞了 2200 01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:45,840 我現在嫌小雞雞太多了 2201 01:33:48,600 --> 01:33:49,960 餵…來呀… 2202 01:33:50,680 --> 01:33:52,160 -來呀 -過來… 2203 01:33:52,240 --> 01:33:53,920 [奶媽]快過來鞠躬 2204 01:33:54,440 --> 01:33:55,920 -[宋世傑]快點… -[宋夫人]乖 2205 01:33:57,720 --> 01:33:58,640 慢著 2206 01:33:59,960 --> 01:34:01,440 幹嘛？有什麼不妥 2207 01:34:01,520 --> 01:34:03,160 風水龍脈好像移位 2208 01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:05,080 移到哪裡去了？ 2209 01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:06,400 移到那邊去了 2210 01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:07,920 那我們… 2211 01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:09,200 好呀！ 2212 01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:13,600 -[宋世傑]預備好了嗎？ -[阿福]預備好了 2213 01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:14,680 [宋世傑]轉